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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:08 pm

TOFU is delighted to embrace its newest Odd Fellow to the family, Pedronicus

Pedro comes with a wealth of CC experience and a stack of old jokes.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby cpurcell on Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:17 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:TOFU is delighted to embrace its newest Odd Fellow to the family, Pedronicus

Pedro comes with a wealth of CC experience and a stack of old jokes.


Whooo, nice catch :P

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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby stringybeany on Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:59 pm

cpurcell wrote:
Chariot of Fire wrote:TOFU is delighted to embrace its newest Odd Fellow to the family, Pedronicus

Pedro comes with a wealth of CC experience and a stack of old jokes.


Whooo, nice catch :P

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I don't know about that. He's generally daft and clumsy, falling down all the time and blaming it on being drunk. If it weren't for me propping him up he'd be a cook on permanent KP. Maybe you'd better let me in too. You'll never get a handle on him otherwise.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby stringybeany on Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:06 pm

Oh and sorry for not warning you about Pedronicus sooner, but my penis fell out of my sock (where I normally keep it safely tucked away) last week and the requisite cat saw it trailing along and attacked. I've been in the hospital recovering ever since. The daily sponge baths would have been almost enjoyable had it not been for the tooth and claw wounds.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby RobbieDub on Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:40 am

Hello,
Pedro sent me. I'd like to join your clan if possible. I'm into spoken word hip hop by the Tons of Fun University (TOFU) so I think that may help. They are a group of odd fellows but mine is only slightly skewed.
Thanks for your consideration, rob
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Pedronicus on Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:56 pm

I did indeed send Robbie. I believe he has potential.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:24 am

The Odd Fellows Union are delighted to add another string to its bow, this time in the shape of stringybeany who joins us today. Welcome to the clan =D>
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby skillfull on Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:56 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:The Odd Fellows Union are delighted to add another string to its bow, this time in the shape of stringybeany who joins us today. Welcome to the clan =D>


=D> =D>

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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Incandenza on Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:42 pm

Couple of nice pickups there, fellas.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Blitzaholic on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:37 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:TOFU is delighted to embrace its newest Odd Fellow to the family, Pedronicus

Pedro comes with a wealth of CC experience and a stack of old jokes.


Pete is one of the founding fathers of CC, excellent pick up, great player and great person. =D>
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Incandenza on Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:46 pm

Sooooo would anyone like to comment about what happened to Aradhus and why he's been scrubbed from your rolls?
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Dako on Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:18 am

Incandenza wrote:Sooooo would anyone like to comment about what happened to Aradhus and why he's been scrubbed from your rolls?

Guess ;-).
By the way, few days ago he just dumped his account - changed the password and went inactive (don't know for how long or why).
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:19 am

Incandenza wrote:Sooooo would anyone like to comment about what happened to Aradhus and why he's been scrubbed from your rolls?


Nope, for the same reason we don't ask you about the trailer park, the grandma, and why you next day you scubbed your balls.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:32 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:Nope, for the same reason we don't ask you about the trailer park, the grandma, and why you next day you scubbed your balls.

Quite a shame you don't, it's a really enticing story.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chuuuuck on Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:32 am

Beckytheblondie wrote:
Chariot of Fire wrote:Nope, for the same reason we don't ask you about the trailer park, the grandma, and why you next day you scubbed your balls.

Quite a shame you don't, it's a really enticing story.


:lol: :lol:

I would love to hear this story.... (even if Becky made it up)
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:41 am

Chuuuuck wrote: :lol: :lol:

I would love to hear this story.... (even if Becky made it up)

Ok, well then, pervert: It all started one late autumn evening after a day on the couch and a plastic bottle of bathtub-brewed moonshine.... you know, I'll just private message you the rest of the grimy details, there may be children, poets or Christians reading this thread.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby ljex on Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:42 am

Chuuuuck wrote:
Beckytheblondie wrote:
Chariot of Fire wrote:Nope, for the same reason we don't ask you about the trailer park, the grandma, and why you next day you scubbed your balls.

Quite a shame you don't, it's a really enticing story.


:lol: :lol:

I would love to hear this story.... (even if Becky made it up)


I think everyone can agree to that...
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Knight2254 on Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:24 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:Nope, for the same reason we don't ask you about the trailer park, the grandma, and why you next day you scubbed your balls.


I've found that no matter how hard you scrub the memory of the incident still lives on... it will haunt your dreams.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby giantrascal on Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:28 pm

what do you guys require for applying? ranks? rating? number of games or medals? GR's got Interest! :)
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby freakns on Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:42 am

giantrascal wrote:what do you guys require for applying? ranks? rating? number of games or medals? GR's got Interest! :)

nothing of that sort. Dako requires your nude photo and CoF would like for you to write him a love poem. outside of that there are just few unimportant things like gaming skills(thats why i didnt get in, even though Dako gave me perfect 10 for my nude portfolio)...
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:17 am

freakns wrote:
giantrascal wrote:what do you guys require for applying? ranks? rating? number of games or medals? GR's got Interest! :)

nothing of that sort. Dako requires your nude photo and CoF would like for you to write him a love poem. outside of that there are just few unimportant things like gaming skills(thats why i didnt get in, even though Dako gave me perfect 10 for my nude portfolio)...


:lol: :lol: :lol: that's f'in brilliant!

I'm not going to embellish the reply any more than what freakns has already written, and in the process appoint him TOFU's PR agent.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Knight2254 on Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:08 pm

freakns wrote:
giantrascal wrote:what do you guys require for applying? ranks? rating? number of games or medals? GR's got Interest! :)

nothing of that sort. Dako requires your nude photo and CoF would like for you to write him a love poem. outside of that there are just few unimportant things like gaming skills(thats why i didnt get in, even though Dako gave me perfect 10 for my nude portfolio)...



We were pretty sure that you had used photoshop to enhance your "dice" in the nude portfolio
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Gold Knight on Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:22 pm

Knight2254 wrote:
freakns wrote:
giantrascal wrote:what do you guys require for applying? ranks? rating? number of games or medals? GR's got Interest! :)

nothing of that sort. Dako requires your nude photo and CoF would like for you to write him a love poem. outside of that there are just few unimportant things like gaming skills(thats why i didnt get in, even though Dako gave me perfect 10 for my nude portfolio)...



We were pretty sure that you had used photoshop to enhance your "dice" in the nude portfolio


What, did he roll a 2? :lol:
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby giantrascal on Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:37 pm

yeah I guess that was a dunce move on my part... ](*,) :lol:
whatever...
let me rephrase: WHAT score is required?
HOW MANY medals are you guys looking for?
WHAT rating?
and so on.
Unless you guys were being serious. in that case, don't even bother sending me an email address to send the photo to. I'll just take leave to spare my dignity, sanity, and the like. :lol:

EDIT: Heh, now that i look back, i realize i did in fact right:
what do you guys require. Perhaps I can be told which unimportant things (like gaming skills) I can still possibly fail. I wouldn't want to end up like freakens now would I. I wouldn't want to fail the part of the 'test' that matters on CC.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Beckytheblondie on Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:41 pm

:lol: :lol: @
giantrascal wrote:Unless you guys were being serious. in that case, don't even bother sending me an email address to send the photo to. I'll just take leave to spare my dignity, sanity, and the like. :lol:


Please don't bother sending it to GR. Let him keep his dignity, folks...
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