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TOFU is delighted to embrace its newest Odd Fellow to the family, Pedronicus

Pedro comes with a wealth of CC experience and a stack of old jokes.

Chariot of Fire wrote:TOFU is delighted to embrace its newest Odd Fellow to the family, Pedronicus

Pedro comes with a wealth of CC experience and a stack of old jokes.

Whooo, nice catch

---C

cpurcell wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:TOFU is delighted to embrace its newest Odd Fellow to the family, Pedronicus

Pedro comes with a wealth of CC experience and a stack of old jokes.

Whooo, nice catch

---C

I don't know about that. He's generally daft and clumsy, falling down all the time and blaming it on being drunk. If it weren't for me propping him up he'd be a cook on permanent KP. Maybe you'd better let me in too. You'll never get a handle on him otherwise.

Oh and sorry for not warning you about Pedronicus sooner, but my penis fell out of my sock (where I normally keep it safely tucked away) last week and the requisite cat saw it trailing along and attacked. I've been in the hospital recovering ever since. The daily sponge baths would have been almost enjoyable had it not been for the tooth and claw wounds.

Hello,
Pedro sent me. I'd like to join your clan if possible. I'm into spoken word hip hop by the Tons of Fun University (TOFU) so I think that may help. They are a group of odd fellows but mine is only slightly skewed.
Thanks for your consideration, rob

I did indeed send Robbie. I believe he has potential.

The Odd Fellows Union are delighted to add another string to its bow, this time in the shape of stringybeany who joins us today. Welcome to the clan

Chariot of Fire wrote:The Odd Fellows Union are delighted to add another string to its bow, this time in the shape of stringybeany who joins us today. Welcome to the clan

Nice avatar stringybeany

Couple of nice pickups there, fellas.

Chariot of Fire wrote:TOFU is delighted to embrace its newest Odd Fellow to the family, Pedronicus

Pedro comes with a wealth of CC experience and a stack of old jokes.

Pete is one of the founding fathers of CC, excellent pick up, great player and great person.

Sooooo would anyone like to comment about what happened to Aradhus and why he's been scrubbed from your rolls?

Incandenza wrote:Sooooo would anyone like to comment about what happened to Aradhus and why he's been scrubbed from your rolls?

Guess ;-).
By the way, few days ago he just dumped his account - changed the password and went inactive (don't know for how long or why).

Incandenza wrote:Sooooo would anyone like to comment about what happened to Aradhus and why he's been scrubbed from your rolls?

Nope, for the same reason we don't ask you about the trailer park, the grandma, and why you next day you scubbed your balls.

Chariot of Fire wrote:Nope, for the same reason we don't ask you about the trailer park, the grandma, and why you next day you scubbed your balls.

Quite a shame you don't, it's a really enticing story.

Beckytheblondie wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:Nope, for the same reason we don't ask you about the trailer park, the grandma, and why you next day you scubbed your balls.

Quite a shame you don't, it's a really enticing story.

I would love to hear this story.... (even if Becky made it up)

Chuuuuck wrote:

I would love to hear this story.... (even if Becky made it up)

Ok, well then, pervert: It all started one late autumn evening after a day on the couch and a plastic bottle of bathtub-brewed moonshine.... you know, I'll just private message you the rest of the grimy details, there may be children, poets or Christians reading this thread.

Chuuuuck wrote:

Beckytheblondie wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:Nope, for the same reason we don't ask you about the trailer park, the grandma, and why you next day you scubbed your balls.

Quite a shame you don't, it's a really enticing story.

I would love to hear this story.... (even if Becky made it up)

I think everyone can agree to that...

Chariot of Fire wrote:Nope, for the same reason we don't ask you about the trailer park, the grandma, and why you next day you scubbed your balls.

I've found that no matter how hard you scrub the memory of the incident still lives on... it will haunt your dreams.

what do you guys require for applying? ranks? rating? number of games or medals? GR's got Interest!

giantrascal wrote:what do you guys require for applying? ranks? rating? number of games or medals? GR's got Interest!

nothing of that sort. Dako requires your nude photo and CoF would like for you to write him a love poem. outside of that there are just few unimportant things like gaming skills(thats why i didnt get in, even though Dako gave me perfect 10 for my nude portfolio)...

freakns wrote:

giantrascal wrote:what do you guys require for applying? ranks? rating? number of games or medals? GR's got Interest!

nothing of that sort. Dako requires your nude photo and CoF would like for you to write him a love poem. outside of that there are just few unimportant things like gaming skills(thats why i didnt get in, even though Dako gave me perfect 10 for my nude portfolio)...

that's f'in brilliant!

I'm not going to embellish the reply any more than what freakns has already written, and in the process appoint him TOFU's PR agent.

freakns wrote:

giantrascal wrote:what do you guys require for applying? ranks? rating? number of games or medals? GR's got Interest!

nothing of that sort. Dako requires your nude photo and CoF would like for you to write him a love poem. outside of that there are just few unimportant things like gaming skills(thats why i didnt get in, even though Dako gave me perfect 10 for my nude portfolio)...

We were pretty sure that you had used photoshop to enhance your "dice" in the nude portfolio

Knight2254 wrote:

freakns wrote:

giantrascal wrote:what do you guys require for applying? ranks? rating? number of games or medals? GR's got Interest!

nothing of that sort. Dako requires your nude photo and CoF would like for you to write him a love poem. outside of that there are just few unimportant things like gaming skills(thats why i didnt get in, even though Dako gave me perfect 10 for my nude portfolio)...

We were pretty sure that you had used photoshop to enhance your "dice" in the nude portfolio

What, did he roll a 2?

yeah I guess that was a dunce move on my part...
whatever...
let me rephrase: WHAT score is required?
HOW MANY medals are you guys looking for?
WHAT rating?
and so on.
Unless you guys were being serious. in that case, don't even bother sending me an email address to send the photo to. I'll just take leave to spare my dignity, sanity, and the like.

EDIT: Heh, now that i look back, i realize i did in fact right:
what do you guys require. Perhaps I can be told which unimportant things (like gaming skills) I can still possibly fail. I wouldn't want to end up like freakens now would I. I wouldn't want to fail the part of the 'test' that matters on CC.

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giantrascal wrote:Unless you guys were being serious. in that case, don't even bother sending me an email address to send the photo to. I'll just take leave to spare my dignity, sanity, and the like.

Please don't bother sending it to GR. Let him keep his dignity, folks...