Conquer Club

Greetings!
By now most of you might have seen some of my handiwork and wondered what IcePack was up to today, or why things may or may not look differently.

https://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=showclans1
https://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=showclans2

I was bored and decided we needed another contest, a great contest. Nay, a contest for THE MOST INTERESTING CLAN IN THE WORLD!
I often think of weird word associations with Clan Names, or funny / different combinations of what could be done with different names.
Well, today I shared with you all some of those weird / funny / random names and I want you to do the same

This contest will be two fold (as any contest pretending to be the most interesting contest in the world would be):

1) Submit a tag line for "the most interesting clan in the world".
2) Submit parody names of the clans.

Each submission should have a minimum of 1 tag line, and 3 parody names. You can submit up to 3 different submissions for consideration. PM or post your submissions here.

Prizes will be interesting

Thanks,
IcePack

PS - if you dont know about "the worlds most interesting man" commercials, to get an idea of what I'm looking for you can find some of the examples here:

LOL just saw my war links hahahahaha

I don't usually waste my time on silly Contests, but when I do, I insult everyone.

BoW - Bunch of Weirdos (TOFU)
N&B - Neil & Bob (S&M)
2MT - 2 Men and a Truck (PACK)
VW - The Verbal Warning (RET)
SaFC - Slip and Fall Club (FALL)
ADHD - Angry dang Howards Dragon (LHDD)
MoLD - Men of Less Dexterity (MD)
AMKF - Auntie M and the Kansas Farmers (ATN)
BEER - Drunk Guys Blindly Winning Games (FOED)
OSA - Our Sorry Asses (OSA)
JW - Jehovah's Witnesses (TNC)
AB - Anonymous Bystanders (LOW)
AFOP - A Fistful of Pubes (AFOS)
VDLL - The Swedish Chefs - “Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der børk-børk yubetcha !”
GoN Obnoxious but Glad he Ate her (GoN)
ATL MargaritaVille (ATL)
OLE A Lymph Node Lesion (OLE)
HH - The Hetero Housewives (HH)
db - The Chronic Turn Missers (ID)
RwaS - Rebels without a Strategy (RA)
PW - Pinball Wizards (EGAD)
HutA - Heads up Their Asses (SoH)
MB - Mongolian Barbeque (FsC)
SM&HA - Smoke, Mirrors & Hot Air (FaD)
MenSa - Men Who Stare at Finished Games (KNT)
F&V - Fruits & Vegetables (LOTZ)
GOatFk - Great-Ollie and the Funky Krew (TOP)
FP - The Flaming Pigeons (PHNX)
TP - The Tricycle Posse (TS)

guido74 wrote:I don't usually waste my time on silly Contests, but when I do, I insult everyone.

Not as good as IP's, but some of yours made me laugh. Flaming Pigeons, rofl!

2MT - 2 Men and a Truck (PACK)
AMKF - Auntie M and the Kansas Farmers (ATN)
OSA - Our Sorry Asses (OSA)
AFOP - A Fistful of Pubes (AFOS)
VDLL - The Swedish Chefs - “Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der børk-børk yubetcha !”
HH - The Hetero Housewives (HH)
db - The Chronic Turn Missers (ID)
RwaS - Rebels without a Strategy (RA) -harsh
HutA - Heads up Their Asses (SoH)
FP - The Flaming Pigeons (PHNX)

guido74 wrote:I don't usually waste my time on silly Contests, but when I do, I insult everyone.

I do love this tag line

Come on peeps! Only one person is interesting?

Slogan: Make Conquer Cup Finals Great Again

Well we have two obvious ones:
De hussaren van de Draak (VDLL)
Les vainqueurs des Pays-Bas (LHDD)
And then a third...
The Backpackers - PACK
AFLOP - AFOS
Ik zie niets - PHNX (ok this isnt even remotely funny in English it's barely funny in Dutch)
Written by Victors (WbV) - LoW
Quidquid in Latine dictum sit, altum videtur (LATIN) - ATN

IcePack wrote:Come on peeps! Only one person is interesting?

I started one but I don't want to ruffle any feathers.

shocked439 wrote:

IcePack wrote:Come on peeps! Only one person is interesting?

I started one but I don't want to ruffle any feathers.

You can PM submissions

How long is the contest running for? I'll PM something across. Also, how come your name colour changed?

iAmCaffeine wrote:How long is the contest running for? I'll PM something across. Also, how come your name colour changed?

He had his colors removed so his clan can sit for him this weekend.

Players fear us,unless it's just one man.Cause if it's a team game you are probably against a clan

(TOFU) The Other Few Users
(S&M) Squirrels & Mice (PACK) Players Against Cat Kennels (RET) Ruining Everything Together
(FALL)Facing Another Long Loss
(LHDD) Leader Hates Dunkin Donuts
(MD) Mmm Donuts
(ATN) Another Time Nietz
(FOED) Falling Over every Die
(OSA) Open Spaces Available
(TNC) Training Nearly Completed
(LOW) Love Or Whatever (AFOS)Asking For One Six
VDLL - Vegetables Don't Live Long
(GoN) Games Over Now (ATL) Another Total Loss
(OLE) One Line Each
(HH) Hairy Hobbits
(ID) It's doable
(RA) Roll Again
(EGAD) Everyone Go After Donelladan
(SoH) Some One Help
(FsC) Find Some Challengers
(FaD) Forgot About Dat
(KNT) Kinda Needed That
(LOTZ) Lets Order The Zuccini
(TOP) Thirty Odd Players
(PHNX) People Here Nearly Xciting
(TS) Try Something

Haha
You know I prefer Squirrels and Mice to spanked & milked.

I don't usually insult people, but when I do, lol jk.

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iAmCaffeine wrote:How long is the contest running for?

End of the month ish, if were still getting submissions I might extend it

IcePack wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:How long is the contest running for?

End of the month ish, if were still getting submissions I might extend it

Yes please, could you? I want to give it a go but have an end of the month deadline to meet.
A deadline that I am not currently on course to meet...

Not gonna participate, but Spanked and Milked should really be called BDSM club instead

Going to close this on Sunday, last call to submit

Entries are closed. iAmCaffeine has won the contact Congratulations!
Prize PM will follow.

Thank you, Lord B Head.

I'd like to thank my fans, you're all great and some of you have nice tits. I'd like to thank my Dad for gifting me with his witty humour, and my Mum for her short fuse. These two things combined make the great, godlike creation that I embrace today. I'd also like to thank myself for being me, couldn't have done it without you.

Thank you all.

I am surprised that Caff succeed to be winner of something for once in his CC career

Meanwhile josko still hasn't accomplished the art of a joke. How sad.

Well done Caff, very creative

Keefie wrote:Well done Caff, very creative

I can create some new sigs for your clan to go with the newly improved name if you want mate.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

Keefie wrote:Well done Caff, very creative

I can create some new sigs for your clan to go with the newly improved name if you want mate.

You're such a nice guy, nothing is ever too much for you