Conquer Club

shocked439 wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:That's a terrible name. I regret inviting you.

Yeah and your mom regrets not swallowing but we don't lowly discuss that, do we?!

I'll have you know I was planned and celebrated.

Interesting use of past tense. Whe did the celebration cease?

Around the same time I took DDS under my wing. My parents couldn't bear to see me stoop to such low levels, but I felt like it was my duty to help the weak and needy.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

shocked439 wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:That's a terrible name. I regret inviting you.

Yeah and your mom regrets not swallowing but we don't lowly discuss that, do we?!

I'll have you know I was planned and celebrated.

Interesting use of past tense. Whe did the celebration cease?

Around the same time I took DDS under my wing. My parents couldn't bear to see me stoop to such low levels, but I felt like it was my duty to help the weak and needy.

Bwahaha.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:That's a terrible name. I regret inviting you.

Yeah and your mom regrets not swallowing but we don't lowly discuss that, do we?!

I'll have you know I was planned and celebrated.

Ahhhh, the british isles, celebrating Morris dancing and mediocrity since forever.

Where's our forum at yo?

I also just saw your note about meeting the first criteria, and I would like to contribute a sincere f*ck you.

Smash stuff starts when

I submitted a ticket and emailed the mods like the og instructions requested. Things are in hold until the actual requirements and process get ironed out.

And sorry to lump you in with me on the requirements caff. Clearly I'm getting karmic retribution for something I did somewhere.

shocked439 wrote:I submitted a ticket and emailed the mods like the og instructions requested. Things are in hold until the actual requirements and process get ironed out.

And sorry to lump you in with me on the requirements caff. Clearly I'm getting karmic retribution for something I did somewhere.

Pander not to the whims of caffiene addled children on the internet. Coffee kid respects not those who act conciliatory. Yell, scream, beat him strongly with a sandal, he will acquiesce and thank you for the beating.

Karma means i can do anything to u. And KNOW u deserve it!

I'm beginning to question my loyalty to the tribe.

iAmCaffeine wrote:I'm beginning to question my loyalty to the tribe.

Can we vote Caff off the island for stupidity?

Also, I'd still like our tribe name to be Pooper Snoopers. All for say I.

I.

You're being voted off the island, you have no say in our tribe name, which will be informally known as the Pooper Snoopers.

Since you're only here thanks to my magnanimous offer, you too will be dismissed if I'm voted off the island. Just think about that babaDS.

We might need to be renamed dysfunctional.

I like that name.

can we give each other secret indian names .... the neveryone can call everyone what ever without everyone getting bitchy about it ....

Sounds good. I'll call DDS "cunt". It actually translates into "wonderful".

shocked439 wrote:We might need to be renamed dysfunctional.

lol
Lord of the Flies?
caf is forsure Jack...who is our piggy? we gotta keep him safe

I suggest the name " Gang Bangers". Just a thought.

I'll be your piggy, if DDS will be my long lost teddybear for just one night.

Ticket submitted.

im ready for a game