Black Jesus / Premium in Error
Posted: Mon May 26, 2025 5:02 amOperating System: Lack's Mom's Computer
Browser: Ask Jeeves
Scripts/third party programs used: Dice Hack/BJ 3z53Y
Concise description:
Specifics:
I am aware that most would find this a wonderful gift, like manna from the CC gods. However, being one of the main deities of CC, I am pretty sure I would have heard about this in the monthly meeting of the Gods. Thus, it must be an error.
I have already had to endure eye rolls and heavy sighs from that woman I used to spend time with before the premium bug happened. I have already had to stomach being called a NERD by my son, for returning to a dying site. "it's like, you're getting the band together again, but you don't have cool suits and you are nowhere near as funny as Belushi, but way fatter than him, and you are playing at closed down skating rinks."
I have already been served divorce papers. My son is once again claiming he is adopted. I find myself talking to people with names like Fruitcake, Jbrettlip, TeeHee, Dukasaur,Razorvich, etc... I have even trolled a mass email from a female volunteer seeking to reinvigorate the site by "blowing life back into it."
This error has caused me to fall back down the CC wormhole and havoc is being rained down upon my life. Hopefully this bug can be fixed. And if it isn't a bug, I damn the person's soul to hell that drug me back into this unholy quagmire of a site!!
The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir
Browser: Ask Jeeves
Scripts/third party programs used: Dice Hack/BJ 3z53Y
Concise description:
- My lovely silver rank has suddenly turned gold. Premium was not purchased and there is no explanation from the site as to how this occurred.
Specifics:
- Premium was not purchased
- My rank appears gold, like a premium member
- Was able to create more than 4 games
- I find myself once again checking turns incessantly
- I have already had to endure complaints of rigged dice from opponents
Issues:
- I have lost my "cool" factor by turning gold with the rest of the brown nosers
I am aware that most would find this a wonderful gift, like manna from the CC gods. However, being one of the main deities of CC, I am pretty sure I would have heard about this in the monthly meeting of the Gods. Thus, it must be an error.
I have already had to endure eye rolls and heavy sighs from that woman I used to spend time with before the premium bug happened. I have already had to stomach being called a NERD by my son, for returning to a dying site. "it's like, you're getting the band together again, but you don't have cool suits and you are nowhere near as funny as Belushi, but way fatter than him, and you are playing at closed down skating rinks."
I have already been served divorce papers. My son is once again claiming he is adopted. I find myself talking to people with names like Fruitcake, Jbrettlip, TeeHee, Dukasaur,Razorvich, etc... I have even trolled a mass email from a female volunteer seeking to reinvigorate the site by "blowing life back into it."
This error has caused me to fall back down the CC wormhole and havoc is being rained down upon my life. Hopefully this bug can be fixed. And if it isn't a bug, I damn the person's soul to hell that drug me back into this unholy quagmire of a site!!
The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir
