From Cook to Conquerer

[Army of GOD]

day 1


I'm starting with 212 points. I'm fresh off a month ban in which I was falsely accused of intentional deadbeating. I've just been very forgetful over the last 3 years


I start two games. Both joined by very low ranks. It doesn't matter who joins, I'm gonna win a cockton of points regardless.


First game: over in 5 turns. I still have it. 96 points right off the bat. My first win over someone that hasn't been kicked out of a game since 2012.


The journey begins

[riskllama]

this should be good.

[Army of GOD]

day 1 part 2

I steam rolled in my second game. Unfortunately it was against a 600-point cook, so I only bagged 48 points.

I'm now in two different games with two different majors. I've played one of them in a NapEurope game before, which had this in the chat section

2011-08-16 21:49:48 - Army of GOD: good game
2011-08-16 22:20:42 - Army of GOD: f*ck you for missing two turns you cunt

hopefully he isn't a cunt by missing two turns this game

[Gilligan]

I'm now in two different games with two different majors. I've played one of them in a NapEurope game before, which had this in the chat section

2011-08-16 21:49:48 - Army of GOD: good game
2011-08-16 22:20:42 - Army of GOD: f*ck you for missing two turns you cunt

hopefully he isn't a cunt by missing two turns this game

irony

best of luck on your journey to Conqueror, AoG!

[demonfork]

gl Pete!

[betiko]

lol that is awesome!!! you get 48 points from cooks!!!!!!!!

dude with such a shit score in 10 games you should get back to private easy.

[Stephan Wayne]

So is this a callouts post or are you just bragging ??

[persianempire]

godspeed AOG

[riskllama]

i'm guessing this will be a "rags to riches" type thing, documenting his meteoric rise through the ranks. do keep us posted...

[TeeGee]

Sitting back to see where this goes

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[Army of GOD]

day 3


Playing as a cook is pretty easy. I lost a game yesterday and won one today, so it seems like it evens out.

NOPE. In the game I lost, I only coughed up 4 points. In the game I won, however, I maxed out at 100 (against a Captain).

I'm now at 453 points, a 100+% increase in two days.

As long as I avoid playing games with nietzsche as my partner (because he's fucking terrible), I will be Conquerer in no time

[2007spaceodyssey]

day 3


Playing as a cook is pretty easy. I lost a game yesterday and won one today, so it seems like it evens out.

NOPE. In the game I lost, I only coughed up 4 points. In the game I won, however, I maxed out at 100 (against a Captain).

I'm now at 453 points, a 100+% increase in two days.

As long as I avoid playing games with nietzsche as my partner (because he's fucking terrible), I will be Conquerer in no time

Godspeed AOG. Will be good seeing you back at the top

[Arama86n]

(Range: 212-453)
Have fun AoG.
Ofc people will soon be filing reports against you when you get medal for Most improved and such. But hey, I'm sure you know your waqy around C&A

In a while you won't be getting huge handouts every time you win a game. So once you get to Major/Colonel Your actually going to need some skill. And higher than that you're going to need to give some serious thought to game selection, and/or some skill.
I'll be rather impressed if you make General. Then again there are always ways for the willing. Start 200 games, and finish the 100 losses first for example. That one was popular last year.
If you've got a sexy connection and some FS skill, farming there is always a classic. That should get you to Brig np.
Becoming a specialist and farming the unsuspecting on a difficult map is another, albiet slower, way to go.

Maybe a poll should be started about how high you get before you hit the ceiling. I'll refrain from speculating yet simply because it will come down to which strategy you choose. Some are far more efficient than others. And some require more skill than others.

Anyway, food for thought, good luck =)

[Donelladan]

Ofc people will soon be filing reports against you when you get medal for Most improved and such. But hey, I'm sure you know your waqy around C&A

Indeed, that he would be allowed to have the most improved medals and prize is unimaginable. He was busted for points dumping, and now he would get the fruit ( most improved scoreboards) of the point dumping ?

[BoganGod]

Ofc people will soon be filing reports against you when you get medal for Most improved and such. But hey, I'm sure you know your waqy around C&A

Indeed, that he would be allowed to have the most improved medals and prize is unimaginable. He was busted for points dumping, and now he would get the fruit ( most improved scoreboards) of the point dumping ?

Irony, what keeps me coming back. That and the nude pics Owen sends me

[Army of GOD]

I couldn't care less about the Most Improved award. Its glory is fleeting.


Why become a king when you can become a god?

[owenshooter]

Why become a king when you can become a god?

let's not get carried away... for your blasphemy, you shall have poor dice for the next 4 days... hold thine tongue, swine, and speak not of the black jesus... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

[adban]

Yes, well if one places an icon in front of enough people an IKEA store will appear. Flat pack furniture is the new religion. Likewise, if Jesus appears someone will, eventually, believe in him. Praise the lord and all that sail in him. So cook to conquer is more like dodgy flat packs and even dodgier meatballs. I rest my case, the proof is, always, in the eating.

[Dukasaur]

I think you should play nietzche.

[betiko]

(Range: 212-453)
Have fun AoG.
Ofc people will soon be filing reports against you when you get medal for Most improved and such. But hey, I'm sure you know your waqy around C&A

In a while you won't be getting huge handouts every time you win a game. So once you get to Major/Colonel Your actually going to need some skill. And higher than that you're going to need to give some serious thought to game selection, and/or some skill.
I'll be rather impressed if you make General. Then again there are always ways for the willing. Start 200 games, and finish the 100 losses first for example. That one was popular last year.
If you've got a sexy connection and some FS skill, farming there is always a classic. That should get you to Brig np.
Becoming a specialist and farming the unsuspecting on a difficult map is another, albiet slower, way to go.

Maybe a poll should be started about how high you get before you hit the ceiling. I'll refrain from speculating yet simply because it will come down to which strategy you choose. Some are far more efficient than others. And some require more skill than others.

Anyway, food for thought, good luck =)

Aog making it to general? That s a good one. The very best he could do is colonel, and I m not even sure about that.

[Army of GOD]

day 11

I'm moving up the ranks like BigBallinStalin at a male strip club. I've increased my score by almost 300% though somehow this leaderboard claims I've only done 193%


I am a freight train without brakes and without mercy. Anyone who gets in my way will be sacrificed for the increasing greatness of my godliness.

All of CC shall tremble before my might.

[Dukasaur]

day 11

I'm moving up the ranks like BigBallinStalin at a male strip club. I've increased my score by almost 300% though somehow this leaderboard claims I've only done 193%


I am a freight train without brakes and without mercy. Anyone who gets in my way will be sacrificed for the increasing greatness of my godliness.

All of CC shall tremble before my might.

I'm already trembling, and you're still only a private!

[owenshooter]

I'm already trembling, and you're still only a private!

my privates have been known to make the ladies tremble...-Jésus noir

[BoganGod]

I'm already trembling, and you're still only a private!

my privates have been known to make the ladies tremble...-Jésus noir

Tremble, then progress into a rolling belly laugh. Shortly followed by urinary incontinence due to excessive laughter.

[owenshooter]

I'm already trembling, and you're still only a private!

my privates have been known to make the ladies tremble...-Jésus noir

Tremble, then progress into a rolling belly laugh. Shortly followed by urinary incontinence due to excessive laughter.

well, your mom is a special case and i was not going to bring her up...-Jésus noir