From Cook to Conquerer

[waauw]

nietzsche has trouble getting women since he's well known throughout Mexico as having the smallest penis in the country

do mexican women gossip more than those in other countries?

[nietzsche]

nietzsche has trouble getting women since he's well known throughout Mexico as having the smallest penis in the country

Even if I was a lesbian I would get more pussy than you, you midget piece of shit, now delete me from Anal leakage I can't stand this avatar.

[nietzsche]

I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

[Army of GOD]

I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

hahaha

I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.

oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen

[demonfork]

I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

hahaha

I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.

oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen

Did you get the job?

[betiko]

I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

hahaha

I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.

oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen

Did you get the job?

he seems more confident about the conqueror part

[riskllama]

thx for the goatfuck, partner...

[Serbia]

thx for the goatfuck, partner...

Are you saying he provided the goat? Isn't this a criminal offense? Or does it depend on the state?

Bollocks.

[Army of GOD]

"goatfuck" could refer to me or thegreekdog

[Army of GOD]

I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

hahaha

I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.

oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen

Did you get the job?

got the offer today

[Army of GOD]

day 191


I have reached 1915 points, the highest point total in years. It is only a matter of time until I keep winning, my point total exploding and I reach the top of the great mountain known as Conquerer [sic].

In addition, I finally won my first gold medal, 6 years after starting on CC. These are good times, indeed.

[riskllama]

I think not dead beating out of team games and fucking over your partners would help your crusade a bit, AoG...

[Army of GOD]

sounds risky

[jmyork82]

I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

hahaha

I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.

oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen

Did you get the job?

got the offer today

Take it, NC rocks!

[Army of GOD]

I took it several months ago

[jmyork82]

I took it several months ago

Congrats! What part of the state, if you dont mind me asking?

[riskllama]

can you go take a big, greasy shit on the blackwater compound for me? tell that erik prince it's from the llama...

[Army of GOD]

I took it several months ago

Congrats! What part of the state, if you dont mind me asking?

Wilmington you stalker

[jmyork82]

I took it several months ago

Congrats! What part of the state, if you dont mind me asking?

Wilmington you stalker

I'm already outside your bedroom window, you have no idea

Wilmington is a good town, you'll like it there. One of the biggest beerfests in the state is in Wilmington. It's actually coming up here in October. Depending on when you make your transition, that may be something cool to do.

I know the state very well because of my job. If you are lookin for stuff to do down there, PM me and I will point you to some of the cool bars/restaurants down there.

Just trying to help a fellow CC'er

[Army of GOD]

I'll take suggestions


really, the only thing I have planned for the future is that I want to go to Raleigh when the Penguins play the Canes. Also, I went to Fat Tony's on someone's suggestion and was very disappointed

[jmyork82]

It really depends on what kind of places you are in to

Cape Fear Beer & Wine is a really cool bar. It has the best beer selection on the coast. Copper Penny is another good bar too.

Flaming Amy's has good burritos, Indochine has the best Thai food, just about everywhere has good seafood.

You name it, I can point it out to you, but hopefully that will be a good start for you.

[Serbia]

Is this still a thing?

Bollocks in 2015.

[jmyork82]

My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975. We hung out for a week, but determined that it sucked, so we went elsewhere.

NY has terrible laws that restrict magazine sizes, but North Carolina has no such laws. What are you packing, AoG?

No wonder it sucked....you visited Lumberton....in 1975 none the less. There is nothing in Lumberton now, not to mention in 1975. You must have been visiting family right?

[Army of GOD]

My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975. We hung out for a week, but determined that it sucked, so we went elsewhere.

Age:27

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My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975.

Age:27

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40 years ago

Age:27