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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby MnrToti on Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:54 pm

Can I do this again? θ-- θ--

Got more stories .. For a reward of course
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby King_Herpes on Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:30 pm

Tally ho, Troops! If you are or currently know a (silver)freemium member with a working brain and any upper body strength what so ever, please type or have them type a minimum of 4 letters in a reply for a (gold)Free 1 Month Premium!! Whooo!!!

Do something good today and drop a shoutout in this piece. If not for yourself, do it for your other self.
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Postby notyou2 on Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:27 am

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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby mrswdk on Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:03 am

notyou2 wrote:karel


Yes!
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby TheForgivenOne on Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:57 pm

King_Herpes wrote:Tally ho, Troops! If you are or currently know a (silver)freemium member with a working brain and any upper body strength what so ever, please type or have them type a minimum of 4 letters in a reply for a (gold)Free 1 Month Premium!! Whooo!!!

Do something good today and drop a shoutout in this piece. If not for yourself, do it for your other self.


Angarita

Honestly think this player could use it :) Long standing member that I remember playing throughout the years, never seen as premium.
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Postby riskllama on Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:15 pm

judge reinhold and/or persianempire.
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby King_Herpes on Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:17 pm

SERIOUSLY LLAMA THE FUCKING PENIS GUY!!?? THIS IS A LEGIT DEAL NOT A JOKE!!!! If the guy wants premium and can type penis in chat so much well than he can type it out here.

ALAKAZAM! Now leave me!!

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Postby karel on Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:01 am

thx for the premi man
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Postby mookiemcgee on Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:16 am

karel wrote:thx for the premi man


It was a mistake, you couldn't pass the only criteria so it will soon be taken away

King_Herpes wrote:Tally ho, Troops! If you are or currently know a (silver)freemium member with a working brain and any upper body strength what so ever, please type or have them type a minimum of 4 letters in a reply for a (gold)Free 1 Month Premium!! Whooo!!!

Do something good today and drop a shoutout in this piece. If not for yourself, do it for your other self.
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Postby mrswdk on Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:25 am

I pray to Alakazam a Muslim. Pokepuns!
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Postby King_Herpes on Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:29 am

karel wrote:thx for the premi man


That's funny, that's exactly what your Ma said to me last night.

W/ a bit of a rocker-slut accent. Anyways you're welcome, Son.
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby Newcastle777 on Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:25 pm

I have spent every spare minute since playing here building an effigy of the Bogan God for I hear he blesses the dice. The little saucer of cream offering I leave each night vanishes by morning. The dice are still the same but the cat has put on weight. :(
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Postby TheForgivenOne on Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:36 pm

Newcastle777 wrote:I have spent every spare minute since playing here building an effigy of the Bogan God for I hear he blesses the dice. The little saucer of cream offering I leave each night vanishes by morning. The dice are still the same but the cat has put on weight. :(



:lol: :lol: You made me laugh. Have a gift.
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Postby Newcastle777 on Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:55 pm

Thanks buddy. :)
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby TheForgivenOne on Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:54 pm

I humbly apologize for hijacking the Almighty King_Herpes thread.

I still have a few more Premiums I'll be giving away to any Freemium's.
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby betiko on Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:52 pm

I feel like i should act a bit like kh's money counting partner here.
KH, will you stop wasting your money? We all know you are big wham.
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby IcePack on Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:07 pm

I thought blitz was wham
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby TheForgivenOne on Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:31 pm

IcePack wrote:I thought blitz was wham


No. GLG
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Postby TeeGee on Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:49 pm

we all really know she is wicked
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Postby Dukasaur on Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:04 pm

wicked is riskllama
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby IcePack on Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:14 pm

So...llama is wham?
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Postby Dukasaur on Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:28 pm

wham's on First
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby demonfork on Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:46 pm

****ATTENTION****

The CC random prize generator just cranked out the name of another lucky winner! In it's latest joint effort between the Fall Premium Membership Drive and the Turn Silver into GOLD Association, the CC prize department has been working overtime and just in time for the holidays!

The lucky prize recipient will receive... A FREE YEAR SUBSCRIPTION TO CC PREMUIM GOLD MEMBERSHIP!!!! =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


Please join me in congratulating the lucky prize winner...


NEGROPLZ


WOOOOOOO!! NAH!!


Mr. PLZ, please come forward to claim your prize, spaces are limited and we don't want to see you left holding the bag!
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Postby riskllama on Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:48 pm

congrats, NEG... =D> =D> =D>
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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:45 am

You love helping BigWham. 
So do we. Why do we love helping BW? Because BigWham gets to the heart of the matter. With a dull wooden spoon if he has to.

His most important goal is to prevent freemiums from getting into situations of distress in the first place. With his help, together we confront the internet's largest international crisis. Online Poverty. Which major conglomerates don't have the balls or the know how to take on.

Together we will tackle other critical tasks such as Freemium Cruelty head on. It’s time to stop all malicious freemium cruelty. We’re pushing countries around the world to ban these practices and dismantling freemium bully networks in the U.S. everywhere.

Also we have been a leading supporter of Science Without Suffering ». Hooking up and hanging tough with some of the biggest names in Hollywierd. Fighting for what's right is what we do here, Troops. We will not slow down our momentum despite the ongoing wolf tickets ConfederateSS and players of that ilk are trying to sell you about site decline. Who do you think you're fooling, trolls? High Command has you in it's crosshairs. Your move, geniuses.



DONATE NOW or make a monthly gift* Here's How » and DON'T FORGET to sign up for our exciting referral program Learn More »

* Your generous donation will contribute to creating a gentler, more compassionate site for expert strategists and bullshit noobs alike.

MAXIMIZE your impact by giving monthly*

* By making your gift monthly, you invest in our Freemium Bullying Protection Programs by providing a reliable stream of funds. As a monthly donor, you truly provide the financial foundation that enables us to mobilize quickly so we can rescue Freemiums from dire situations like online poverty, freemium bullying rings and complete fucking disasters like Global Warming when needed.

GIVE MONTHLY and let's keep making all of this possible*

* You want your donation to pack a punch. That's why we compound your gift by investing a portion into raising even more money to fund our lifesaving programs for freemiums in need.




So drop your cocks and grab your socks, Troops! Let's get to work!! We have 15 more FREE 1 MONTH FREEMIUM MEMBERSHIPS to share so stop on in and tell us what Conquer Club has done for you!!!

OPE! Make that 14, congratulations indeed to NEGROPLZ. Bend a corner on 24" chrome ferris wheels down our block and drop a line for us all soon, fam!!!! Big mf'n ups to The Turn Silver into Gold Association for collaborating efforts and helping to keep this steam engine roaring.





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