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Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:54 pm
by MnrToti
Can I do this again? θ-- θ--

Got more stories .. For a reward of course

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:30 pm
by King_Herpes
Tally ho, Troops! If you are or currently know a (silver)freemium member with a working brain and any upper body strength what so ever, please type or have them type a minimum of 4 letters in a reply for a (gold)Free 1 Month Premium!! Whooo!!!

Do something good today and drop a shoutout in this piece. If not for yourself, do it for your other self.

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:27 am
by notyou2

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:03 am
by mrswdk
notyou2 wrote:karel


Yes!

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:57 pm
by TheForgivenOne
King_Herpes wrote:Tally ho, Troops! If you are or currently know a (silver)freemium member with a working brain and any upper body strength what so ever, please type or have them type a minimum of 4 letters in a reply for a (gold)Free 1 Month Premium!! Whooo!!!

Do something good today and drop a shoutout in this piece. If not for yourself, do it for your other self.


Angarita

Honestly think this player could use it :) Long standing member that I remember playing throughout the years, never seen as premium.

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:15 pm
by riskllama
judge reinhold and/or persianempire.

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:17 pm
by King_Herpes
SERIOUSLY LLAMA THE FUCKING PENIS GUY!!?? THIS IS A LEGIT DEAL NOT A JOKE!!!! If the guy wants premium and can type penis in chat so much well than he can type it out here.

ALAKAZAM! Now leave me!!

karel
Angarita
persianempire

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:01 am
by karel
thx for the premi man

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:16 am
by mookiemcgee
karel wrote:thx for the premi man


It was a mistake, you couldn't pass the only criteria so it will soon be taken away

King_Herpes wrote:Tally ho, Troops! If you are or currently know a (silver)freemium member with a working brain and any upper body strength what so ever, please type or have them type a minimum of 4 letters in a reply for a (gold)Free 1 Month Premium!! Whooo!!!

Do something good today and drop a shoutout in this piece. If not for yourself, do it for your other self.

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:25 am
by mrswdk
I pray to Alakazam a Muslim. Pokepuns!

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:29 am
by King_Herpes
karel wrote:thx for the premi man


That's funny, that's exactly what your Ma said to me last night.

W/ a bit of a rocker-slut accent. Anyways you're welcome, Son.

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:25 pm
by Newcastle777
I have spent every spare minute since playing here building an effigy of the Bogan God for I hear he blesses the dice. The little saucer of cream offering I leave each night vanishes by morning. The dice are still the same but the cat has put on weight. :(

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:36 pm
by TheForgivenOne
Newcastle777 wrote:I have spent every spare minute since playing here building an effigy of the Bogan God for I hear he blesses the dice. The little saucer of cream offering I leave each night vanishes by morning. The dice are still the same but the cat has put on weight. :(



:lol: :lol: You made me laugh. Have a gift.

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:55 pm
by Newcastle777
Thanks buddy. :)

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:54 pm
by TheForgivenOne
I humbly apologize for hijacking the Almighty King_Herpes thread.

I still have a few more Premiums I'll be giving away to any Freemium's.

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:52 pm
by betiko
I feel like i should act a bit like kh's money counting partner here.
KH, will you stop wasting your money? We all know you are big wham.

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:07 pm
by IcePack
I thought blitz was wham

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:31 pm
by TheForgivenOne
IcePack wrote:I thought blitz was wham


No. GLG

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:49 pm
by TeeGee
we all really know she is wicked

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:04 pm
by Dukasaur
wicked is riskllama

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:14 pm
by IcePack
So...llama is wham?

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:28 pm
by Dukasaur
wham's on First

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:46 pm
by demonfork
****ATTENTION****

The CC random prize generator just cranked out the name of another lucky winner! In it's latest joint effort between the Fall Premium Membership Drive and the Turn Silver into GOLD Association, the CC prize department has been working overtime and just in time for the holidays!

The lucky prize recipient will receive... A FREE YEAR SUBSCRIPTION TO CC PREMUIM GOLD MEMBERSHIP!!!! =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


Please join me in congratulating the lucky prize winner...


NEGROPLZ


WOOOOOOO!! NAH!!


Mr. PLZ, please come forward to claim your prize, spaces are limited and we don't want to see you left holding the bag!

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:48 pm
by riskllama
congrats, NEG... =D> =D> =D>

Re: Fall Premium Membership Drive! Free 1 Month Premium Insi

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:45 am
by King_Herpes
You love helping BigWham. 
So do we. Why do we love helping BW? Because BigWham gets to the heart of the matter. With a dull wooden spoon if he has to.

His most important goal is to prevent freemiums from getting into situations of distress in the first place. With his help, together we confront the internet's largest international crisis. Online Poverty. Which major conglomerates don't have the balls or the know how to take on.

Together we will tackle other critical tasks such as Freemium Cruelty head on. It’s time to stop all malicious freemium cruelty. We’re pushing countries around the world to ban these practices and dismantling freemium bully networks in the U.S. everywhere.

Also we have been a leading supporter of Science Without Suffering ». Hooking up and hanging tough with some of the biggest names in Hollywierd. Fighting for what's right is what we do here, Troops. We will not slow down our momentum despite the ongoing wolf tickets ConfederateSS and players of that ilk are trying to sell you about site decline. Who do you think you're fooling, trolls? High Command has you in it's crosshairs. Your move, geniuses.



DONATE NOW or make a monthly gift* Here's How » and DON'T FORGET to sign up for our exciting referral program Learn More »

* Your generous donation will contribute to creating a gentler, more compassionate site for expert strategists and bullshit noobs alike.

MAXIMIZE your impact by giving monthly*

* By making your gift monthly, you invest in our Freemium Bullying Protection Programs by providing a reliable stream of funds. As a monthly donor, you truly provide the financial foundation that enables us to mobilize quickly so we can rescue Freemiums from dire situations like online poverty, freemium bullying rings and complete fucking disasters like Global Warming when needed.

GIVE MONTHLY and let's keep making all of this possible*

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So drop your cocks and grab your socks, Troops! Let's get to work!! We have 15 more FREE 1 MONTH FREEMIUM MEMBERSHIPS to share so stop on in and tell us what Conquer Club has done for you!!!

OPE! Make that 14, congratulations indeed to NEGROPLZ. Bend a corner on 24" chrome ferris wheels down our block and drop a line for us all soon, fam!!!! Big mf'n ups to The Turn Silver into Gold Association for collaborating efforts and helping to keep this steam engine roaring.





Deebo- it's KH's passion that will keep us all smashin'