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Would you choose CC over a piece of ass?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:38 am
by King_Herpes
My answer? Anyday of the week, Troops. No questions asked.

I myself have once already left a fine dame to continue waging on with these riveting dice battles! No sirriebob, wouldn't trade it for Thorthoth's avatar on a stake. Don't even suggest that I quit or I'll start punching holes in every wall of the house.

One day I was you know, just doing what cool people do, chillin' maxin' out at my Command Center and homegirl was all like, "Herpes I'm leaving you if you don't come in the room right now and talk to me". "Hold it right there, lady"!, says me "Conquerors don't accept ultimatums". Then I hit auto attack and she was like *poof*


Haven't been laid since but you still couldn't call me unfaithful.






One Thread Rule: No subjugation of the opposite sex, not even in a diminutive manner. None whatsoever under any circumstances.

Re: Would you choose CC over a piece of ass?

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:02 pm
by mookiemcgee
This isn't a hypothetical for me. Currently CC is winning over ass by a score of 18/3.

Re: Would you choose CC over a piece of ass?

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:08 pm
by 2dimes
I wrote:No way.

the wife wrote:All the time.


PS I hope that breaks the rule. I'm willing to turn up if it didn't.

Re: Would you choose CC over a piece of ass?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:12 am
by BrutalBob
mookiemcgee wrote:This isn't a hypothetical for me. Currently CC is winning over ass by a score of 18/3.


It doesnt count if its not your choice :D