Conquer Club

Nope.

The person below me eats brandy chocolates to excess.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

The person below me paradoxically both has and has not a secret alter-ego.

I have no idea what you just said.

The person below me can speak in clear language

Quite clear, like the doors of perception swung wide open.

The person below me is outraged by the sudden and imperiously brutal loss of the once-sacred historical-thread library in the CC forums.

The what?

The person below me is next

Perhaps... but who can truly ever know?

The player below me is returning to the scene of the crime.

Depends whose crime...

The person below me has dreams of world conquest.

...(sigh)... Yes.

The person below know how to construct an igloo.

In theory, I know the gist of it. In practise, I probably would die before I got the thing built...

The person below me knows how to construct a set of four equilateral triangles using only six popsicle sticks.

Yes, I have access to that technology.

The person below hang-glides.

Holy crap, I was just talking about that today! Well played!

The person below has to poop

No my bowels presently have no compulsion to move.

The person below me has never tasted a mangosteen.

you're right, I havent, but looks tasty though!

The person below me has never tasted a yuzu

I did know it was a type of citrus, but there are so many kinds that I get them all confused. So maybe/maybe not.

The person below me is shocked and outraged that the sacred forum chronicles of CC have been violated and purged.

Yes, I am!


The person below me takes SSRIs.

nope.

The person below me had to look up what 'SSRIs' means.

I admit that i did, not cause i didnt know or never heard of them, just need to refresh the old memory. Those things are dangerous as shit! I read something where SSRI's are linked to mass shootings/killings and such.

The person below me listens to the Joe Rogan Podcast

No, but your eloquent post inspired me to read half of the first paragraph of his Wikipedia article.

The person below me wants to live in a fantasy world but can't get a visa.

I already live in a fantasy world, illegally, and now they are going to deport me back to reality.

The person below me can kick a 40 yard field goal

I could get it started for the first two or three feet before somebody else takes over.

The person below me fought off an alien abduction with a mace canister.

Almost true. It was a mace.

The person below me is left-handed.

No, but I am left-brained. Does that help?

The person below me is allergic to nuts.

Impossible, a nut-allergic couldn''t even read the CC forums without having a seizure.

The person below me has seen every Adam Sandler film.

Blows my mind. I was going to say "I've probably seen less than a quarter of them" but I thought I'd better look it up before I made a false claim by accident. It turns out he's been in 64 movies (which is alone stunning) and I've only seen 3 of them, so less than 5%. He had a bit part in Coneheads, he was the voice of Dracula in Hotel Transylvania, which I saw, along with the one and only film in which he actually starred, 50 First Dates. Wow, so you're 95% wrong, just like real life...

The person below me has an unpublished novel.

Actually, I'm the author of a whole series of novels that are not only unpublished but not even yet written!

The person below me has seen every Seth Rogen movie.