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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:39 am

f*ck this. Came home tonight to find a notice pinned to my door - the landlords decided they want to rent to someone else. We have to vacate within 60 days.
jeezuzfukkinChrist I'm fed up with moving.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:13 pm

Actually I was slightly wrong -they're selling.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:15 pm

That's a relief. You can stay put once you buy it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:41 pm

Well, if our financial advisor hadn't lost us our life savings, we would.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:54 pm

They are only ones making money everytime.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jusplay4fun on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:08 pm

May be time to get a NEW financial advisor..?

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:09 pm

jusplay4fun wrote:May be time to get a NEW financial advisor..?

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jonesthecurl wrote:Well, if our financial advisor hadn't lost us our life savings, we would.


They can't afford another one.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:55 am

I'm doing that myself with the pittance we have left. We threatened the bank, they gave us a few thousand in compensation.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:11 pm

Here's an incredible gif that doesn't fit anywhere else:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:21 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:18 pm

Sold three copies of my novel at last night's poker. Final one was to a complete stranger (not playing) who came over to ask what that book was that I'd sold the others.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:31 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:f*ck this. Came home tonight to find a notice pinned to my door - the landlords decided they want to rent to someone else. We have to vacate within 60 days.
jeezuzfukkinChrist I'm fed up with moving.


Good news, just got a call from the realtor saying the owners changed their mind.
Panic over, as you were.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:47 pm

I'd still move. They changed their minds for now...obviously they wanted to sell for a reason.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:40 pm

I just had one of those weird epiphanies. I watched this video a while back:


I've always hated Chicago-style pizza and much prefer New York. Little did I realize that Burt's place isn't just Chicago-style pizza - it's the Chicago pizza:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:06 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I'd still move. They changed their minds for now...obviously they wanted to sell for a reason.


Yeah. We're looking at that.

But for the moment the pressure is off. Worst thing was that because Mrs Thecurl left on business the day before the notice arrived, for a month (NYC, London, then Ghana), the house-hunt was something she couldn't participate in.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:42 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Apr 02, 2018 2:44 pm

So someone came up to me in the pub last night, convinced that I was Robert Plant. He'd just seen him on TV, and he was convinced that I was he. I just looked up what Plant looks like these days, and I hope he'd been looking at some very old footage...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:21 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:So someone came up to me in the pub last night, convinced that I was Robert Plant. He'd just seen him on TV, and he was convinced that I was he. I just looked up what Plant looks like these days, and I hope he'd been looking at some very old footage...


That reminds me of the time this guy was chirping me at the bar. I didn't even realize he was talking to me until I happened to look over. I said "what's your problem?" and he said "the Habs suck". I said "ok, I'm a Leafs fan, why are you bothering me?" and then he said "why are you wearing a Habs jersey?" At this point the entire bar broke out into laughter because I wearing a construction-vest style safety orange shirt (it looks nothing like a Habs jersey). It was probably the same guy.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:02 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:50 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby KoolBak on Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:21 am

What TF is that acronym Quirky?
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:36 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Nothing like an early morning banana post. **Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy


Acronym = Banana Post of the Week.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:01 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:41 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:23 pm

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