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What's your weirdest habit?

Postby diddle on Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:40 am

What's your weirdest habit, or just generally weird thing that you are known to do, don't be shy, come forth, confess and you will be rewarded - with mocking laughter and abusive comments. Come on, you can't lose!

I'll start you off, oh and by the way, don't make them rubbish like sleeptalking, unless something really good has happened.

My ass (calm down ladies) has an amazing ability to do with farting. It waits till I am in an enclosed place, like a car or a small cardboard box, and lets rip leaving me with an oddly comforting but equally disgusting reminder of last nights dinner.

Not brilliant I know, but there's plenty more where that came from!!
So come on, do your worst.....
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Postby Kid_A on Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:06 am

killing hookers. i just cant help myself

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Postby Guidocks on Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:22 am

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Postby alex_white101 on Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:46 am

i ate a dog, it was...........gross
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:09 am

I sleep with my eyes open, is tha weird enough?
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Postby dcowboys055 on Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:01 am

XI since August '06
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Postby Gilligan on Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:08 am

...I count my steps...I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT...I can't stop...
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Postby diddle on Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:26 am

god you guys are freaks :shock:
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Postby got tonkaed on Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:48 am

i love to look at silly pictures of cats which have photoshopped text involved.
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Postby vtmarik on Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:57 am

I carry on entire conversations with people using only quotes from TV and film.


Weird enough?
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:59 am

Kid_A wrote:killing hookers. i just cant help myself


Really? got that same problem too...
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:59 am

diddle wrote:god you guys are freaks :shock:

YOUR A FREAK!
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Syzygy on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:04 pm

vtmarik wrote:I carry on entire conversations with people using only quotes from TV and film.


Weird enough?


That's absurd. I love it.
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Postby vtmarik on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:09 pm

Syzygy wrote:That's absurd. I love it.


"Absurdity is my paintbrush and Reality is my canvas." - Me.
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Postby podge on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:10 pm

I sit on CC all day
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Postby diddle on Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:50 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
diddle wrote:god you guys are freaks :shock:

YOUR A FREAK!


oh, thankyou ever so much, that means a lot to me :oops:
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Postby Titanic on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:31 pm

I also sleep with my eyes open. Kinda freaks other people out, but at least I never snore.
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Postby jnd94 on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:36 pm

i have an odd habit known as metaleating disorder. I can digest and eat all types of metal. once ate the bumper of a car, and have ingested 17 license plates in total.
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Postby dwightschrute on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:37 pm

jnd94 wrote:i have an odd habit known as metaleating disorder. I can digest and eat all types of metal. once ate the bumper of a car, and have ingested 17 license plates in total.
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Postby Luxurious on Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:46 pm

I watch horribly bad Reality TV shows. If I get one full episode in, I need to watch the rest of the series.

I hate myself.
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Postby Hologram on Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:58 pm

I don't know about weird, but my most annoying habit, that many people suffer from is pecking.
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Postby Jenos Ridan on Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:13 am

diddle wrote:god you guys are freaks :shock:


What did you expect? This is the Mother-F*ing INTERNET!
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Postby Jenos Ridan on Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:14 am

diddle wrote:god you guys are freaks :shock:


What did you expect? This is the INTERNET!
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:17 am

when i sneeze i try to say "yakuza!"
yes i know what it means, but it sounds cool.
occasionally when walking on tile floors i try to step inside them
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Postby Numia Kereru on Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:26 am

I fart loudly in my house and I pick my nose and flick it on the floor. Often. All subconsciously. So it's not my fault.

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