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List of bumper stickers

Posted:
Mon May 29, 2006 10:02 am
by jay_a2j
There are some good bumper stickers out there! If you have a good one list it here.
" SAVE GAS..... Fart in a Jar "
" WORK HARDER.... Millions On Welfare Depend On You "
" I'm Not Tailgating.... I'm Drafting"
" If You Can Read This... Get Off My A$$ "
" Keep Honking ... I'm Reloading "

Posted:
Mon May 29, 2006 10:04 am
by MrConfigT
It went something like this...

Two in Binary

Posted:
Mon May 29, 2006 10:34 am
by HighBorn
I like the one that said if u can read this your to close!

Posted:
Mon May 29, 2006 10:47 am
by vtmarik
Here's a few more:
"I'm sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
"Beware."
"Social Engineering Specialist, because there is no patch for human stupidity."
"Powered by Infinite Improbability Drive."
"If you can't work the turn signal, what makes you think you can operate the rest of the vehicle"
"FNORD."

Posted:
Mon May 29, 2006 10:49 am
by HighBorn
Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
get off my ass
you crazy nut!!!
Edit
Or my gamer beat your honor students ass!!

Posted:
Mon May 29, 2006 11:51 am
by KoolBak
On my truck....
HONK TO SEE FINGER
CRIMINALS PREFER UNARMED VICTIMS
On one of my bikes...
I'D RATHER HAVE A SISTER IN A WHOREHOUSE THAN A BROTHER ON A HONDA
I actually own 4 hondas...but it's a funny sticker!

Posted:
Mon May 29, 2006 12:36 pm
by MrConfigT
FNORD
tis been a while for that one
where'd that comefrom again?

Posted:
Mon May 29, 2006 12:58 pm
by thegrimsleeper
The best one I ever saw was a little cartoon image of a screw... just large enough to cover the [heart] on those stickers that say "I [heart] my Shetland Pony"
"I [heart] my Rodesian Ridgeback"
...
"I [screw] my Golden Retriever"
I bought a whole pack of them... and I've only gotten a chance to use one because nobody ever really buys those bumper stickers anymore...


Posted:
Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:05 am
by gloryordeath
My brother and I made those screw stickirs on the computer just for that. For some reason I don't see many any more. my fav is " CAN'T SLEEP....clowns will eat me....CAN'T SLEEP...clowns will eat me...can't sleep clowns will eat me.......

Posted:
Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:42 am
by wicked
Check out bumperart.com ... I have some from there.
One of my fave's...
"Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies."

Posted:
Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:40 am
by Phx99
wicked wrote:
"Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies."
OMG that was TOO funny! I will have to check out that website you listed!
Phx99

Posted:
Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:40 pm
by morph
yesh it was great, and i made those cookies myself ^.^

Posted:
Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:54 pm
by FarmerGirl
its not a bumper sticker but it reminded me of a joke
one day a lady was driving in her car and she stopped at red light when the light turned green the car in front of her didnt move so she started yelling and dropping the f bomb all that good stuff well a police man driving by saw this so he stopped and had her get out of the vehicle and had her give him all her information he then ended up bringing her to the police station finally when it was over he let her go home but before she left she asked him why he went through so much trouble and he said that he saw that on the back of her car she had a religious fish deal and a bumper sticker that said mother of a honor student so he just assummed that since she was behaving so badly the car must have been stolen

Posted:
Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:05 am
by Kernal_Kronic
My father had one on his car that said:
"Give me hugs, not drugs"

Posted:
Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:49 pm
by vtmarik
MrConfigT wrote:FNORD
tis been a while for that one
where'd that comefrom again?
Why Discordia of course!
http://www.poee.org/documents/unknown/Fnord.htm

Posted:
Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:11 pm
by CelticMoe
my favorite will always be 'If going to church makes you christian, does going into the garage make you a car?'
and next to that one will always be 'The Goddess loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk'

Posted:
Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:30 pm
by vtmarik
"If it's not scottish, IT'S CRAP!"
[In latin] "May barbarians invade your personal space"
"Jesus is coming, look busy"
"Jesus saves, and takes half damage"
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage"
"Jesus saves by using coupons and shopping wisely"
"Jesus saves but Moses invests"
"Jesus saves, but Gretsky gets the puck! He shoots, HE SCORES!!!!"
"Born right the first time"
"If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?"

Posted:
Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:56 pm
by CelticMoe
vtmarik wrote:"If it's not scottish, IT'S CRAP!"
[In latin] "May barbarians invade your personal space"
"Jesus is coming, look busy"
"Jesus saves, and takes half damage"
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage"
"Jesus saves by using coupons and shopping wisely"
"Jesus saves but Moses invests"
"Jesus saves, but Gretsky gets the puck! He shoots, HE SCORES!!!!"
"Born right the first time"
"If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?"
I love the Scottish one.. The Gretsky one and the born again two belly buttons lol

Posted:
Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:00 pm
by HighBorn
love the d@d refference!!!

Posted:
Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:07 pm
by vtmarik
HighBorn wrote:love the d&d refference!!!
Just looking out for ya buddy.


Posted:
Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:34 pm
by pikmin
saw this on the back of a semi
"How am i driving?if you dont like the way im driving then you can kiss my A$$."

Posted:
Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:31 pm
by minihaymanz
Unless your a hemroid, get off my a$$

Posted:
Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:34 pm
by HighBorn
pikmin.. u leave that kitty alone!!! im calling the speca!!!..lmao


Posted:
Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:36 pm
by HighBorn
My fav...
Id rather be pedaling!!

Posted:
Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:33 am
by elebdae
There are always the ones saying "My other car is [really cool car]"
But the best I've seen is on a Canadian air force base a sticker saying "My other car is an F-18"
