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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby ronsizzle on Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:03 pm

my name is ron, im an alcoholic.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Master Bush on Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:44 am

Hi, my name is Jim, and I don't like Ron.
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"Yeah, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's War."
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:19 am

My name is Legion, for we are many...
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:21 am

ronc8649 wrote:my name is ron, im an alcoholic.

Hi Ron, would you like to share tonight?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:07 pm

Hi, I am a coat and a scarf.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:36 am

ronc8649 wrote:my name is ron, im an alcoholic.


We all know that ron is rum in spanish. Tell us something we don't know Rummie.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:01 pm

Won't somebody think of the children?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Mar 27, 2017 8:11 pm

BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?


Apparently mrswdk will.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:50 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?


Apparently mrswdk will.

Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:09 am

BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?


Apparently mrswdk will.

Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.


Oh, just accept a cute joke as a cute joke and roll with it. Not everything here has to be part of a crusade/counter-crusade/counter-counter-crusade.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:13 am

Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?


Apparently mrswdk will.

Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.


Oh, just accept a cute joke as a cute joke and roll with it. Not everything here has to be part of a crusade/counter-crusade/counter-counter-crusade.

Crusade is a triggering word. Naughty, naughty, naughty dukkie. mrswdk is hot, fiery, angry, volcanic, but not cute. At least that is what Llama and DDS tell me.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:38 am

BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?


Apparently mrswdk will.

Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.


Oh, just accept a cute joke as a cute joke and roll with it. Not everything here has to be part of a crusade/counter-crusade/counter-counter-crusade.

Crusade is a triggering word. Naughty, naughty, naughty dukkie. mrswdk is hot, fiery, angry, volcanic, but not cute. At least that is what Llama and DDS tell me.


Happiness is a hot crusade bun.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:27 am

Very punny. DUKKIE YOU ARE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.


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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:10 pm

I'm Tzor. I have a gray coat and a keyboard scarf.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:05 pm

tzor wrote:I'm Tzor. I have a gray coat and a keyboard scarf.

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Are you trying to make this thread about threads?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:58 am

Dukasaur wrote:
tzor wrote:I'm Tzor. I have a gray coat and a keyboard scarf.

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Are you trying to make this thread about threads?

After being rejected by the men in black, the pink panthers and bananarama, Tzor is trying to make grey sexy.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby ronsizzle on Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:14 pm

Master Bush wrote:Hi, my name is Jim, and I don't like Ron.



i like jim. i dont know where all that hostility stems from. prolly from a wife that is in her mid 60's, and really wants to shave "down there". but being the master of the bush, jim wont allow it. it has really added a lot of stress on their marriage. jim likes big 70's bushes. laverne just wants to feel young again. let vernie come around. it isnt all about you jim.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:27 am

ronc8649 wrote:
Master Bush wrote:Hi, my name is Jim, and I don't like Ron.



i like jim. i dont know where all that hostility stems from. prolly from a wife that is in her mid 60's, and really wants to shave "down there". but being the master of the bush, jim wont allow it. it has really added a lot of stress on their marriage. jim likes big 70's bushes. laverne just wants to feel young again. let vernie come around. it isnt all about you jim.

You light up my life, and I feel better with you. Everyday of my life and everywhere I go.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Godrulesdude on Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:35 pm

Hello fellas and fellettes,

My name is Poindexter but I go by the nickname above. My mommy says I made all of you. :?:

My daddy says "mother's right, she's really up on things, b4 we married mommy served in the WACs
in the Phillipines." :-$

Anyhoo, 2 give U my life in briefs:

My biological mom & dad both died 2 years before I was born. I grew up in Hardbutt, Texas.

My shanty was more than 24 miles from the nearest school
and almost a block and 1/2 from the nearest bus stop.

I was ashamed of the poverty that made me saddle an old Jersey cow and
ride it 2 school each day due to lack of bus fare.

I had to quit school in the 2nd grade to help support myself. :(
I got a job selling bean pealers to the native american tribes in Texas. 8-)

As my cow died, I covered my territory on a tricycle.

Also, although I am not Canadian: :-s
However, let it be known:
I did all the things a person has to do to get nominated
by the liberal Canadian political party for the office of Prez, Premier or whatever. :roll:

Well enuf about me.

BTW, please check out my new blog thread on the social forum:
"Barry Manilow's CC fan club". O:)

Admit it. We've all liked Barry at some time or another. =D>
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby 2dimes on Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:30 pm

Godrulesdude wrote:
Admit it. We've all liked Barry at some time or another. =D>


Some guys more than others it turns out.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:55 pm

Hi I'm DirtyDishSoap and I'm a loser
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:16 am

Army of GOD wrote:Hi I'm DirtyDishSoap and I'm a loser

Reported for sitting abuse and flaming
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:10 am

Hi, my name is Army of GOD. I lack coherent thought.

I also have no dick.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Tue Apr 25, 2017 1:03 pm

HI, I'm BoganGod and I've just reported you for no apparent reason.

(Psyche, I'm too lazy to report you most of the time and this was one of them.)
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:57 am

I'm Tzor, I wish I was as edgy, sexy, and hip as BoganGod. As rebellious and strident as RiskLlama, and as sullen and brooding as DirtyDuckSoup
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