Conquer Club

Welcome to off-topic forums!

This board is a place where you can post just about anything so long as you abide by the loose guidelines; the most important being: Don't be a intentionally annoying or disruptive (or as we would say where I live: Don't be a dick).

We want to promote a good fun community, and part of that is simply having a good fashioned yarn or debate with your fellow CC'ers - and lets be honest, you know you are sick of those "THE DICE ARE RIGGED I QUIT" threads over @ GD.

While some of the topics may seem uninteresting we encourage you to get involved in what you do find interesting - there's no limit to the topics we cover in here from lolcats to marxism, drug policy to breaking bad spoilers, bad puns to raising poverty, NFL picks to bananas and anything else you can think of; we have it all - and if you cant find it, start your own topic or start one anyway just to annoy Army of God.

Myself and other mods will use this post to direct you to other interesting threads, discussions or sources of useful information about the community, but right now that's empty. But watch this space.

First things first lets start by finding out a bit about each other, so how about you introduce yourself, tell us a bit about what makes you you and say g'day.

Finally we will moderate this thread more than any other thread on the OT boards, that is because we want to it be welcoming and not stray too far from its purpose - so if you post something that isnt really in the spirit of this thread we will delete it - please don't take it personally

I'll start:

I am Lootifer; I am the lazy OT chatterer mod (i.e. I am tasked with making this place interesting - HAH!); I like to use brackets (a lot); I am from New Zealand which is not a state of Australia; I dont really go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people ("some of my friends are fat") I just feel like if you say something it's important you support it with your behavior.

Hi, my name is Scott. I like long walks on the beach and ice cream. And no I am not fat!

I'm muy_thaiguy, also known as MTG or muy. Whatever works. Also the resident Wyomingite (with about 5 other people in the state). Been on here since 2007, and seen many things on here, like the 2007 spam wars, a former mod go completely nuts in the span of about 24 hours, a high and mighty former Conquerer stripped of his points and rank because he was caught cheating and tried to make excuses, and saw the almighty turtle known as lackattack sell the ownership of this site.

My name is penis and I am a penis

Oh I thought this was going to be about kinky stuff

Because I'm not staying long.

2dimes wrote:Because I'm not staying long.

I am Yoshi, I am a Yoshi, I want to be a squid when I grow up. My interests are football, hockey, baseball, elections, genetics and pr0n. I also like movies and RISK.

DoomYoshi wrote:

2dimes wrote:Because I'm not staying long.

I am Yoshi, I am a Yoshi, I want to be a squid when I grow up. My interests are football, hockey, baseball, elections, genetics and pr0n. I also like movies and RISK.

*SHOCK*
I am a lurking variable.
That is all.

No introduction necessary; everyone already knows me. What up humans?
Some background though: I'm from Detroit. I love hockey, particularly the Red Wings. I love alcohol. I love rock music, particularly keen on grunge. I'm very sexy, but too modest to talk about it. PM for pictures.

Bollocks.

Army of GOD wrote:My name is penis and I am a penis

Cum on. Be serious.

Those of you who think I should simply mod edit the people who are not playing nicely (AoG, neit, 2d, ny2) and take creative control of their introductions should vote "yes, DO IT!" by posting their own genuine introductions.

OK, I'm a curmudgeonly old man, and am bitter with life. I hate all you young whipper snappers, and resent the fact that you are computer literate.

Oh, I forgot to mention that all of you that are under 40 are lazy ingrates that only think of yourselves.




GET A JOB and stop inking and piercing your bodies!!!!!!

I have anger issues with morons and cats. Yes, it all starts with small animals.

Lootifer wrote:Those of you who think I should simply mod edit the people who are not playing nicely (AoG, neit, 2d, ny2) and take creative control of their introductions should vote "yes, DO IT!" by posting their own genuine introductions.

This makes the baby Hasbro™ lawyers cry.

Serbia wrote:No introduction necessary; everyone already knows me. What up humans?
Some background though: I'm from Detroit. I love hockey, particularly the Red Wings. I love alcohol. I love rock music, particularly keen on grunge. I'm very sexy, but too modest to talk about it. PM for pictures.

Bollocks.

Doesn't ANYBODY know who this poser is!?

My name is betiko. I like to walk over icy bitches with cream.

My name is Fan Fan. I am 20 years old and hope to move to America or Europe when I finish my studies. I hope there I will finding love, but I am a little shy so it is hard for me.

社会主义万岁。共产党万岁。迪斯科万岁。

DISCO SUCKS!!!!!

thegreekdog (or TGD). I guess I'm one of the older people (in age and CC time). I used to be a global moderator but it was too much work and annoyance. I like talking about politics, (American) football, WWE, comics, television. I also like grunge music and serbia (the user, not the country).

HI i'm actually StorrZerg nice to meet you guys
fan of mafia, lol, bw, sc2, ESPORTS.

Oh and yah don't ya know I'm from Minnesota yah (nobody actually talks like that tho)

Here is a stunningly unique view of my state from the Smithsonian series "Aerial America" which I personally endorse as exceptional and even breathtaking! Come see the land of Governor Jesse Ventura, Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann, and Senator Al Franken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNX3SUTn7tY

Phatscotty wrote:Oh and yah don't ya know I'm from Minnesota yah (nobody actually talks like that tho)

Here is a stunningly unique view of my state from the Smithsonian series "Aerial America" which I personally endorse as exceptional and even breathtaking! Come see the land of Governor Jesse Ventura, Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann, and Senator Al Franken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNX3SUTn7tY

You can't see Minnesota from Canada.