Post Your Problems here for sage advice

by **tzor** on Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:15 am

DoomYoshi wrote:As per title.

Wait a second, you are giving answers to D&D questions here?

by **waauw** on Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:28 am

mrswdk wrote:Should people get spoils when their 1-hour turn times out?

Should chinese people get spoils? There are too many of them already after all.

by **mrswdk** on Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:41 pm

They are the only ones doing anything useful in this world they should get whatever they want.

by **waauw** on Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:12 pm

mrswdk wrote:They are the only ones doing anything useful in this world they should get whatever they want.

I'm not sure making Wonton all day qualifies as being usefull.

by **DoomYoshi** on Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:09 pm

I wonder why Fortune Cookies don't come with emoji-messages.

by **mrswdk** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:03 am

Fortune cookies are Japanese you pagans.

by **notyou2** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:04 pm

KoolBak wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:How much sage should I put in my meatloaf?

1/2 tsp per 1.5 lbs of meat

The correct answer is none. Use summer savoury instead.

You're welcome.

by **notyou2** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:09 pm

mrswdk wrote:Fortune cookies are Japanese you pagans.

I didn't realize Chicago is in Japan.

by **tzor** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:39 pm

mrswdk wrote:Fortune cookies are Japanese you pagans.

And? Emoji are from Japan also.

by **patches70** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:40 pm

I don't have any problems. What should I do?

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:52 pm

I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.

by **Metsfanmax** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:54 pm

saxitoxin wrote:I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.

How do you imagine mrswdk?

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:00 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.

How do you imagine mrswdk?

I imagine you as Spock ... but the version portrayed by Zachary Quinto, not Leonard Nimoy.

Woodruff, on the other hand, I imagine as Mount Pinatubo (some people I imagine as inanimate objects).

by **DoomYoshi** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:12 pm

I'll give you a magic flute alright.

by **warmonger1981** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:36 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:I'll give you a skin flute alright.

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:07 pm

Here's DoomYoshi's second act aria where he magically summons a half-bird/half-human hooker from the Masonic Lodge and she demands he impregnate her to produce a master race of bird men.

Also known, in DoomYoshi's world, as a Wednesday.

by **Metsfanmax** on Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:09 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.

How do you imagine mrswdk?

I imagine you as Spock ... but the version portrayed by Zachary Quinto, not Leonard Nimoy.

Woodruff, on the other hand, I imagine as Mount Pinatubo (some people I imagine as inanimate objects).

That is not what I asked you.