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Formula One will use children to lure in the crowds

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:58 am

The French- and Italian-founded Formula One motor racing competition has for years objectified women prior to races for the sexual amusement of its fans. Now, sensing a shift in its audiences tastes, it plans to use pre-pubescent children instead:

Formula 1 is to replace 'grid girls' with a new programme called 'grid kids' this season.

F1 bosses plan to use budding racing drivers "to make the pre-race ceremony more relevant and interesting for fans, especially the younger ones".


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/42950040
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:28 pm

Guess you are now the #1 Formula 1 fan!
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Postby KoolBak on Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:26 am

Your constant glass half empty approach to life sickens me. As opposed to some evil corporate luring and objectification of women and kids (which is the feel I get from you...correct me if I'm wrong, AND I'd appreciate other opinions besides yours..lol), I see a popular sporting venue getting young people (the future of their industry) involved and happy. Dann good for them....and shame on you China-boy.
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Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:39 am

KoolBak wrote:Your constant glass half empty approach to life sickens me. As opposed to some evil corporate luring and objectification of women and kids (which is the feel I get from you...correct me if I'm wrong, AND I'd appreciate other opinions besides yours..lol), I see a popular sporting venue getting young people (the future of their industry) involved and happy. Dann good for them....and shame on you China-boy.


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Re: Formula One will use children to lure in the crowds

Postby KoolBak on Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:37 am

Once again....the Duk of Reason strikes....just can't help it manno :lol: Really prefer that shit face to face. Thanks ;o)
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Postby KoolBak on Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:13 pm

Killed thread....check.
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Postby Dukasaur on Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:39 pm

KoolBak wrote:Killed thread....check.



Well done! =D>

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Postby waauw on Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:04 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Guess you are now the #1 Formula 1 fan!


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Re: Formula One will use children to lure in the crowds

Postby betiko on Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:13 pm

Actually...
If you're a kid why the f*ck would you care if you see kids amongst drivers?

This is fucking ridiculous. First, they remove the cigarettes, then the alcohol, then the hot grid girls... next thing they'll do is forbid spilling champaign during the podium ceremony, then speed, then everybody will have to drive the same car. f*ck off world. The old playboy drivers james hunt style have been overkilled.
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Re: Formula One will use children to lure in the crowds

Postby nietzsche on Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:36 pm

uhm.. a french misspelling champagne
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Postby riskllama on Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:42 pm

the classy thing to do would've been to not point that out, nietz... ;) . next time.
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Postby nietzsche on Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:56 pm

would have he forgiven me if i had typed techilla? I don't think so.
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Postby mrswdk on Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:43 pm

techilla mocking bird
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:48 pm

Mike Jackson wrote:no one can resist techilla.
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Postby King_Herpes on Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:22 pm

It should be children making out with hot women.

Then nobody could FORMULAte even 1 argument.
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Re: Formula One will use children to lure in the crowds

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:13 pm

King_Herpes wrote:It should be children making out with hot women.

Then nobody could FORMULAte even 1 argument.


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