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Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:31 pm

Obama's new presidential portrait - unveiled today - is a hilarious contrast to those of other presidents, symbolically showing the memory and legacy of Obama overgrown in weeds. The portrait, which will be installed in the National Portrait Gallery, shows Obama - sans necktie and looking like he just woke up - seated on a levitating old wooden chair as wild brambles and weeds grow over him.

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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:32 pm

Is that a potty chair? My fav is Clinton. Can you hear the zipper opening?
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:42 pm

He definitely looks like a guy who's waiting to get his dick sucked, doesn't he?
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:59 pm

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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby karel on Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:28 pm

mrswdk wrote:He definitely looks like a guy who's waiting to get his dick sucked, doesn't he?


yes he does
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:24 pm

karel wrote:
mrswdk wrote:He definitely looks like a guy who's waiting to get his dick sucked, doesn't he?


yes he does


I figured the 2 of you would know everything about dik sucking.
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby mrswdk on Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:00 pm

What I want to know is: four white presidents get pictures of them in suits in their office, first black president gets a picture of him hanging out among the trees. What's happened there?
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby Neoteny on Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:00 pm

Burn them all.
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby karel on Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:17 am

ya its fitting for the jungles of kenya,lol
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:24 am

mrswdk wrote:What I want to know is: four white presidents get pictures of them in suits in their office, first black president gets a picture of him hanging out among the trees. What's happened there?

Comedy gold. Lol.
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:14 am

I really love the guy, but the portrait is absolutely horrible.
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:28 am

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This would of made a better portrait.
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby Neoteny on Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:28 am

Obama's does look like the Homer hedge meme, but it's 2018, we're allowed some artistic license. It's fine.
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby GabonX on Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:12 pm

You guys don't know the half of it. The artist is a homosexual with a history of sneaking phallic symbols and and semen into his his pictures, and he snuck a giant splooge dripping down Obama's forhead...

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Hilarious and disgusting at the same time.
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby Neoteny on Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:47 pm

He's got bigass veins on his head. Conservative projection is something else.
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby GabonX on Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:56 pm

Neoteny wrote:He's got bigass veins on his head. Conservative projection is something else.

A vein is one thing, a sperm tail coming to a head is another. If this "artist" didn't *have a record** of sneaking this stuff into his other works you might have a point, but he is who he is and this is what he does:


* https://mrsawyersopus.files.wordpress.c ... g_0468.jpg

** https://mrsawyersopus.files.wordpress.c ... g_0469.jpg

*** https://mrsawyersopus.files.wordpress.c ... khead1.jpg

**** https://mrsawyersopus.wordpress.com/201 ... nde-wiley/


Like it or not, Obama's supporters have to live with the eternal shame of the first black president taking a money shot in his presidential portrait, completely due to his own stupidity for choosing such a scumbag to paint him. Birds of a feather I guess...
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby Neoteny on Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:02 pm

Nah, man, I get it. You hate black people and you super hate the gays, and, on top of that, even if there was intent to put a sperm on the president, you think sexuality is shameful like a child or a Victorian grandmother. You are scandalized by the prospect of interpreting art and channel it through your bizarre race/gay filters. I dunno, bro. Read Dracula or something. We gotta get y'all caught up.

frfr tho, sometimes a vein is just a vein.
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby warmonger1981 on Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:20 pm

I'll give you a premium membership if you can find one picture with that vein in his head that looks like that
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby Neoteny on Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:25 pm

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I mean, the vein is there. I have no interest in arguing about whether the president's actual veins in his forehead look like an actual sperm, and I certainly don't have any vested interest in having you buy me premium for this hellsite.

What is interesting to me is how much y'all need the presidential portrait to have a weird forehead sperm. Whether it's there or not, even if the artist comes out and says, "yeah, i put huge ropes of cum all over his face," there are a bunch of cryptos out there who are VERY into talking about it. Like, what is your deal with this exactly?
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby KoolBak on Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:41 am

Hilarious, but sad....he's gotta be distraught over that crap pic....lol. Poor bastard....
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Postby warmonger1981 on Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:07 am

Neoteny wrote:Image

I mean, the vein is there. I have no interest in arguing about whether the president's actual veins in his forehead look like an actual sperm, and I certainly don't have any vested interest in having you buy me premium for this hellsite.

What is interesting to me is how much y'all need the presidential portrait to have a weird forehead sperm. Whether it's there or not, even if the artist comes out and says, "yeah, i put huge ropes of cum all over his face," there are a bunch of cryptos out there who are VERY into talking about it. Like, what is your deal with this exactly?




Yeah it actually sounds like you do want to argue about it. Otherwise you won't have jumped on this thread. Calling GabonX a racist. If you would like you can send me a picture of your ugly mug and I'll make a painting with some sperm all over it and send it to your kids or your mother. I'm sure you wouldn't mind. Cuz I do like putting cum on people's faces.
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby Neoteny on Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:24 pm

GabonX is an atrocious racist and that knowledge goes way beyond this thread. I'm definitely still very interested on this weird sperm fixation y'all have. Like, why does it bother you so much? Do you find sexual activity demeaning? Is this tied into a hatred of women? What's the deal, bro?
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Re: Obama Shocked as Hilarious Legacy Portrait Unveiled

Postby demonfork on Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:12 pm

Neoteny wrote:GabonX is an atrocious racist and that knowledge goes way beyond this thread. I'm definitely still very interested on this weird sperm fixation y'all have. Like, why does it bother you so much? Do you find sexual activity demeaning? Is this tied into a hatred of women? What's the deal, bro?


Because it's fucking weird. What the f*ck is the value of having a hidden sperm painted into this portrait?

The fact that you're trying to conflate this with some unfavorable view of sexual activity or hatred of women is fucking absurd. You must be a fucking retard.
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