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Obama's new presidential portrait - unveiled today - is a hilarious contrast to those of other presidents, symbolically showing the memory and legacy of Obama overgrown in weeds. The portrait, which will be installed in the National Portrait Gallery, shows Obama - sans necktie and looking like he just woke up - seated on a levitating old wooden chair as wild brambles and weeds grow over him.

Is that a potty chair? My fav is Clinton. Can you hear the zipper opening?

He definitely looks like a guy who's waiting to get his dick sucked, doesn't he?

Now serving intern number 23.

mrswdk wrote:He definitely looks like a guy who's waiting to get his dick sucked, doesn't he?

yes he does

karel wrote:

mrswdk wrote:He definitely looks like a guy who's waiting to get his dick sucked, doesn't he?

yes he does

I figured the 2 of you would know everything about dik sucking.

What I want to know is: four white presidents get pictures of them in suits in their office, first black president gets a picture of him hanging out among the trees. What's happened there?

Burn them all.

ya its fitting for the jungles of kenya,lol

mrswdk wrote:What I want to know is: four white presidents get pictures of them in suits in their office, first black president gets a picture of him hanging out among the trees. What's happened there?

Comedy gold. Lol.

I really love the guy, but the portrait is absolutely horrible.

This would of made a better portrait.

Obama's does look like the Homer hedge meme, but it's 2018, we're allowed some artistic license. It's fine.

You guys don't know the half of it. The artist is a homosexual with a history of sneaking phallic symbols and and semen into his his pictures, and he snuck a giant splooge dripping down Obama's forhead...





Hilarious and disgusting at the same time.

He's got bigass veins on his head. Conservative projection is something else.

Neoteny wrote:He's got bigass veins on his head. Conservative projection is something else.

A vein is one thing, a sperm tail coming to a head is another. If this "artist" didn't *have a record** of sneaking this stuff into his other works you might have a point, but he is who he is and this is what he does:


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** https://mrsawyersopus.files.wordpress.c ... g_0469.jpg

*** https://mrsawyersopus.files.wordpress.c ... khead1.jpg

**** https://mrsawyersopus.wordpress.com/201 ... nde-wiley/


Like it or not, Obama's supporters have to live with the eternal shame of the first black president taking a money shot in his presidential portrait, completely due to his own stupidity for choosing such a scumbag to paint him. Birds of a feather I guess...

Nah, man, I get it. You hate black people and you super hate the gays, and, on top of that, even if there was intent to put a sperm on the president, you think sexuality is shameful like a child or a Victorian grandmother. You are scandalized by the prospect of interpreting art and channel it through your bizarre race/gay filters. I dunno, bro. Read Dracula or something. We gotta get y'all caught up.

frfr tho, sometimes a vein is just a vein.

I'll give you a premium membership if you can find one picture with that vein in his head that looks like that

I mean, the vein is there. I have no interest in arguing about whether the president's actual veins in his forehead look like an actual sperm, and I certainly don't have any vested interest in having you buy me premium for this hellsite.

What is interesting to me is how much y'all need the presidential portrait to have a weird forehead sperm. Whether it's there or not, even if the artist comes out and says, "yeah, i put huge ropes of cum all over his face," there are a bunch of cryptos out there who are VERY into talking about it. Like, what is your deal with this exactly?

Hilarious, but sad....he's gotta be distraught over that crap pic....lol. Poor bastard....

Neoteny wrote:

I mean, the vein is there. I have no interest in arguing about whether the president's actual veins in his forehead look like an actual sperm, and I certainly don't have any vested interest in having you buy me premium for this hellsite.

What is interesting to me is how much y'all need the presidential portrait to have a weird forehead sperm. Whether it's there or not, even if the artist comes out and says, "yeah, i put huge ropes of cum all over his face," there are a bunch of cryptos out there who are VERY into talking about it. Like, what is your deal with this exactly?

Yeah it actually sounds like you do want to argue about it. Otherwise you won't have jumped on this thread. Calling GabonX a racist. If you would like you can send me a picture of your ugly mug and I'll make a painting with some sperm all over it and send it to your kids or your mother. I'm sure you wouldn't mind. Cuz I do like putting cum on people's faces.

GabonX is an atrocious racist and that knowledge goes way beyond this thread. I'm definitely still very interested on this weird sperm fixation y'all have. Like, why does it bother you so much? Do you find sexual activity demeaning? Is this tied into a hatred of women? What's the deal, bro?

Neoteny wrote:GabonX is an atrocious racist and that knowledge goes way beyond this thread. I'm definitely still very interested on this weird sperm fixation y'all have. Like, why does it bother you so much? Do you find sexual activity demeaning? Is this tied into a hatred of women? What's the deal, bro?

Because it's fucking weird. What the f*ck is the value of having a hidden sperm painted into this portrait?

The fact that you're trying to conflate this with some unfavorable view of sexual activity or hatred of women is fucking absurd. You must be a fucking retard.