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New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby The ram on Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:47 pm

Today British intelligence have revealed that after a 'damn good ' search of the crime scene that Vladimir Putin's passport was found under a 'big' leaf. Theresa May has commented that it is now " very highly likely that Russia probably may have been responsible ". And she has released another £50m funds for research into chemical weapons to Portdown research facility, 8 miles from the crime scene.
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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby mrswdk on Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:34 am

This is some very good satire and I give it 9/10
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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby nietzsche on Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:25 pm

isn't it dangerous that i like the satire and i'm compelled to nod, even though i don't know anything about the events? why am i being told what to think when i don't know what happened?

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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:29 pm

nietzsche put mrswdk agarra mi entrepierna through Google Translate and got back this -

nietzsche wrote:i feel attacked in my most intimate world
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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:30 pm

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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby mrswdk on Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:12 pm

saxitoxin wrote:nietzsche put mrswdk agarra mi entrepierna through Google Translate and got back this -

nietzsche wrote:i feel attacked in my most intimate world


nietzsche is very attracted to me.
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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby nietzsche on Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:16 pm

mrswdk wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:nietzsche put mrswdk agarra mi entrepierna through Google Translate and got back this -

nietzsche wrote:i feel attacked in my most intimate world


nietzsche is very attracted attractive to me.


fixed.
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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby mrswdk on Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:18 pm

nietzsche wrote:
mrswdk wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:nietzsche put mrswdk agarra mi entrepierna through Google Translate and got back this -

nietzsche wrote:i feel attacked in my most intimate world


nietzsche is very attracted attractive to on me.


fixed.


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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby The ram on Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:08 pm

Britain have now retaliated with force. Expelling 23 Russian diplomats who the government have revealed were spies. Nobody has seen Jeremy Corbyn since!
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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:25 pm

The ram wrote:Britain have now retaliated with force. Expelling 23 Russian diplomats who the government have revealed were spies. Nobody has seen Jeremy Corbyn since!



Russia has spies in Britain?
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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:27 pm

mrswdk wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
mrswdk wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:nietzsche put mrswdk agarra mi entrepierna through Google Translate and got back this -

nietzsche wrote:i feel attacked in my most intimate world


nietzsche is very attracted attractive to on me.


fixed.


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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby GoranZ on Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:46 pm

The ram wrote:Britain have now retaliated with force. Expelling 23 Russian diplomats who the government have revealed were spies. Nobody has seen Jeremy Corbyn since!

And the Russians expelled 23 British diplomats and closed the British consulate in St. Petersburg as a bonus :)
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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby The ram on Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:02 am

Germany, France, Poland, Latvia among others making noises about expelling Russian diplomats in solidarity with Britain. Next step is to violently replace legitimate governments that are Russia friendly and replace them with a puppet government in the pocket of the EU. Just like they did in Ukraine!

Vladimir Putin is a stumbling block that cannot be controlled by mere economics and propaganda. The question is how much more will he take?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Mar 23, 2018 6:05 am

Is this a war or a rumour of war?
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Re: New evidence emerges in Salisbury nerve attack

Postby mrswdk on Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:14 am

The ram wrote:Germany, France, Poland, Latvia among others making noises about expelling Russian diplomats in solidarity with Britain. Next step is to violently replace legitimate governments that are Russia friendly and replace them with a puppet government in the pocket of the EU. Just like they did in Ukraine!

Vladimir Putin is a stumbling block that cannot be controlled by mere economics and propaganda. The question is how much more will he take?


I see you've dropped the attempts at satire for a bit more of a traditional 'evil West' narrative quite quickly.
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