New York Murder Rate Almost as Bad as London

[thegreekdog]

In real news...

New York City homicide rate lowest since second World War, thanks to democratic leadership and strict gun laws.

http://www.nber.org/digest/jan03/w9061.html

Or neither.

[tzor]

Or at least carry your keys around like they're Wolverine claws.

Or just buy Wolverine claws. They aren't all that expensive.
OK they aren't called that They are called "TIGERLADY."
Am I the only one who knows the cool gadgets of the 21st century?
By the way, the claws take DNA samples so you can always positive ID your assailant.