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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Mon May 28, 2018 3:34 am

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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Mon May 28, 2018 3:46 am

31. Too gullible.

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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Thu May 31, 2018 3:45 am

32. Frustrated gynecologist


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If the two folds of skin in the picture (which simulate the labia majora) were being held open, you would see the labia minora. Since you do not, the simulated labia majora are still fully in contact with each other, and therefore definitely not being held open. What is being held open is the space between the leftmost (from our viewpoint, or rightmost from the masseuse's viewpoint) fold, which simulates the space between the right labium majorum and the right thigh.

If that was a vulva, and you were to put your finger (or anything else) in there, you would not find a vagina but rather just a dead end just above the pubofemoral ligament.
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby Dukasaur on Thu May 31, 2018 9:17 pm

nietzsche wrote:32. Frustrated gynecologist


Dukasaur wrote:
If the two folds of skin in the picture (which simulate the labia majora) were being held open, you would see the labia minora. Since you do not, the simulated labia majora are still fully in contact with each other, and therefore definitely not being held open. What is being held open is the space between the leftmost (from our viewpoint, or rightmost from the masseuse's viewpoint) fold, which simulates the space between the right labium majorum and the right thigh.

If that was a vulva, and you were to put your finger (or anything else) in there, you would not find a vagina but rather just a dead end just above the pubofemoral ligament.


I've never had any desire to be a gynecologist, but it does run in the family. My great-grandfather was one of the first gynecologists in Prague. He actually corresponded with the great Semmelweis himself.
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby mrswdk on Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:32 am

it's a good cover. When you go home smelling like vagina and your wife is all 'hey buddy what is that smell', you can be like 'don't worry baby I was just working overtime'.
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:31 am

riskllama wrote:
nietzsche wrote:26. Doesn't know what a carnival looks like.

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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:36 pm

mrswdk wrote:it's a good cover. When you go home smelling like vagina and your wife is all 'hey buddy what is that smell', you can be like 'don't worry baby I was just working overtime'.


VULVA, IT'S A VULVA GODDAMMIT.

Tell her Duk.
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:58 pm

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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:00 pm

34. Likes Justin Beiber.

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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:02 pm

35. Insensitive with language that can hurt people with special needs.


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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:05 pm

36. Backs off like a pretty little girl when confronted with the truth.


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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby NomadPatriot on Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:02 pm

I just want to see more pu$$y hair pics..
more please Mrs..
I love your lesbian porn!!!
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:21 pm

NomadPatriot wrote:I just want to see more pu$$y hair pics..
more please Mrs..
I love your lesbian porn!!!



Stop being a rat.

Fukn snatch, umm, errr, snitch!
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:02 am

go away NP, don't ruin my thread.
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