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Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:57 pm

1. He drinks maxwell coffee.

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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:58 pm

2. When he's out of Maxwell coffee, he drinks Folgers.

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Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:58 pm

3. He likes wrinkly susan sarandon.

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Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:58 pm

4. Favourite movie is Terminator.

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Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:59 pm

5. He doesn't like eggs.

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Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:00 pm

6. Procreated a troll.


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Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:00 pm

7. He likes Drew Barrymore.

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Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:08 pm

8. He cooks naked.

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Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:20 pm

Sounds like one of my bitches.
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:52 pm

I hope you look as good as Susan when you're 73.

She looked damn fine well into her 60s. Even now I'd still do her, though perhaps with less enthusiasm than I would have done her 40 years ago...:)
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:08 pm

He doesn't like eggs? How? That's absurd.

Maybe it was a bad naked-cooking experience.
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby 2dimes on Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:15 pm

How are you going to do it?

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:He doesn't like eggs? How? That's absurd.

Maybe it was a bad naked-cooking experience.


I didn't think "absurd" but felt like that was not a good thing.
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Postby Dukasaur on Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:23 pm

nietzsche wrote:4. Favourite movie is Terminator.

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This one is factually incorrect. I was a huge Terminator fan, it's true, but although T1 and T2 would be in my Top 20 they probably wouldn't make my Top 5.

My all-time favourite movie is Falling Down.

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Postby nietzsche on Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:19 am

9. He has at least 10 toolbars installed on his Internet Explorer.

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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby mrswdk on Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:11 am

He claims to be a dinosaur but is no such thing.
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:35 am

nietzsche wrote:9. He has at least 10 toolbars installed on his Internet Explorer.

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Now you're really making shit up, I don't even use Internet Explorer, and I have zero extra toolbars in my Firefox.

The one time that I had an extra toolbar, as I explained to you, it came with Panda Antivirus which I was using at the time, and there was no option to not install it. However, I don't use Panda any more, so that issue is resolved.

You were a lot funnier when you were telling the truth.
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Postby Dukasaur on Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:36 am

mrswdk wrote:He claims to be a dinosaur but is no such thing.


They don't teach numbers in your country?
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Postby mrswdk on Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:54 am

11. He's a XENOPHOBE AGAINST CHINESE
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:58 am

mrswdk wrote:11. He's a XENOPHOBE AGAINST CHINESE


I thought you were a limey?
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby mrswdk on Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:06 am

12. Uses WWII slang.
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:08 am

mrswdk wrote:11. He's a XENOPHOBE AGAINST CHINESE


Besides, I was using Panda antivirus! What more does a guy have to do to prove his love of China?
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby mrswdk on Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:12 am

Say 'I love China and President Xi, the best country and best president on the planet'.
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby warmonger1981 on Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:46 am

mrswdk wrote:Say 'I love China and President Xi, the best country and best EMPORER on the planet'.




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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby mrswdk on Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:29 am

warmonger1981 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Say 'I love China and President Xi, the best country and best EMPORER on the Discworld'.




FIXED


Fixed.
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Re: Dukasaur must be destroyed.

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:41 am

nietzsche wrote:9. He has at least 10 toolbars installed on his Internet Explorer.

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Owww, my eyes!

Seriously though, this fills me with rage in a very inappropriate way.

You should be ashamed Duk.
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