(Yes, I know Stephen isn't that pretentious but I don't like it because people named Stephen always get uppity if you address them as Steve.)
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:43 am
by nietzsche
3/10
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:48 am
by saxitoxin
nietzsche wrote:3/10
¡chúpalo!
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:13 am
by DoomYoshi
jonesthecurl.
Liam and Preston are both horrendous. Any male given name that ends with "-er" also.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:00 am
by tkr4lf
Chauncy is the worst offender on that list. What a stupid name.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:40 am
by mrswdk
Liam is, like, the opposite of a pretentious name.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:47 am
by Dukasaur
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:11 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Those are all pretty bad, though i admit to liking the name Augustus.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:15 pm
by tkr4lf
mrswdk wrote:Liam is, like, the opposite of a pretentious name.
I think we just figured out mrs' real name...
Also, I'm pretty sure if your name is Chauncy you're legally required to take it in the ass.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:01 pm
by nietzsche
i bet TA1LGUNN3R's name is Sebastian.
saxi would be a perfect Montgomery.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:29 pm
by tkr4lf
A huge douchebag ex-boss of mine had Sebastian as a last name. Chuck Sebastian. What a useless piece of shit fuckface. I hope he gets raped by a Turkish pirate.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:38 pm
by DoomYoshi
You should replace Augustus with Augustin.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:44 pm
by Dukasaur
DoomYoshi wrote:You should replace Augustus with Augustin.
"Augustin Gloop" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:56 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
nietzsche wrote:i bet TA1LGUNN3R's name is Sebastian.
Not even close, Fernando.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:11 pm
by tkr4lf
We all know nietzsche is named Juan Pablo.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:53 pm
by riskllama
paco.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:27 am
by mrswdk
tkr4lf wrote:A huge douchebag ex-boss of mine had Sebastian as a last name. Chuck Sebastian. What a useless piece of shit fuckface. I hope he gets raped by a Turkish pirate.
Turkey is landlocked.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:38 am
by tkr4lf
Well, shit. There go my revenge fantasies.
How about a Kurdish pirate?
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:02 am
by mrswdk
Kurdistan is even more landlocked than Turkey. Turkey actually has quite a bit of coastline, but Kurdistan has none.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:05 am
by Dukasaur
mrswdk wrote:Kurdistan is even more landlocked than Turkey. Turkey actually has quite a bit of coastline, but Kurdistan has none.
Turkey actually was a major naval power in the middle ages.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:11 am
by mrswdk
That was before it became landlocked.
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:19 am
by Dukasaur
mrswdk wrote:That was before it became landlocked.
Did you get that information from southfront?
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:10 am
by riskllama
Dukasaur wrote:
mrswdk wrote:That was before it became landlocked.
Did you get that information from southfront?
Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:13 pm
by tkr4lf
mrswdk wrote:Kurdistan is even more landlocked than Turkey. Turkey actually has quite a bit of coastline, but Kurdistan has none.
Yeah, I was joking. I figured you were too about Turkey. Turkey isn't and never has been landlocked. Most of their border is coastline. Istanbul's a pretty major port I think...
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:36 am