If we were in prison..

[nietzsche]

who do you think would be the leader, and why?

also who do you think would be our bitch?

[saxitoxin]

I voted for myself because obviously

[nietzsche]

I voted for myself because obviously

who do you think would be our bitch?

[saxitoxin]

I voted for myself because obviously

who do you think would be our bitch?

you

[nietzsche]

so predictable..

[tkr4lf]

I'd definitely rape you, nietzsche.

[Symmetry]

I'd definitely rape you, nietzsche.

You're not helping your case here TK.

[warmonger1981]

I'd come in and buy all your asses for ten cigarettes and two Twinkies.

[KoolBak]

Are we in a mayheekan yail or an American? Makes a big difference...,lol. Up here, I'd ha e to go with Tail-boy...he seems the most qualified in RL....smart, driven, devious, heartless when required. Toker'd spend all his time high, being a bad boss , and well,,,,,the rest....lol.

In Mexico, wed all be nyetz's beetcbes, mahng....

In America....I'd have to see pictures first, but I'd bet on. China boy

[Symmetry]

Urgh- what's the stats for American prisons at the moment? Something like 1 in every 100 people?

[tkr4lf]

In America....I'd have to see pictures first, but I'd bet on. China boy

lmao, you'd be bettin wrong. China boy would be one of the first to get raped in american jail. I'd be shortly behind him tho.

[Symmetry]

That rape is basically part of the sentencing for American prisoners is just sickening. I get that some posters, some of whom even claim to part of the LGBT community, find it funny. It really isn't though. It's a failed system.

[KoolBak]

Bettin he'd be #1 beyotch, brother

Not trying to make light of it Sym....but it IS an entertaining thread ;o)

In America....I'd have to see pictures first, but I'd bet on. China boy

lmao, you'd be bettin wrong. China boy would be one of the first to get raped in american jail. I'd be shortly behind him tho.

[Symmetry]

It's just that the idea of who should or would get raped first is all kinds of terrible.

It's weird to me how this became such an entertaining joke- I think even kids programmes in the US make jokes about getting raped. It's weird how normalised it's become.

[KoolBak]

Glass half full...glass half full....

[nietzsche]

I'd definitely rape you, nietzsche.

am i supposed to be flattered?



i'd be your leader. i would collect the cigs from selling mrs wdk's sexual favours. I would use a couple of you as my personal bodyguards of course, probably llama would be one, as human shield. And one of the first things i would do is have tkr4lf badly beaten so he forgets all about wanting to rape me. (don't worry tkr, there's nothing more life reaffirming than a good beating.. ).

KB, Tailgunner is a wimp.

And who voted for Dukasaur? Probably himself. Duk would do very badly in jail.. as soon as he started trying to settle a matter because .. a history lesson.. his front teeth would go, then he would be ok i guess, as he would be whistling when he talks so people would laugh at him.


I don't want to feed you, but you're the one who honestly faces the most danger in prison Symmetry. Don't ever go to jail. I can just imagine you trying to troll the neo-nazis. Then complaining to the air how the warden isn't changing some rule and how you got beaten by the neo-nazis, the mexicans, the blacks, the pricans, the nerds... annoying the guards until you get another beating.

[betiko]

I think there is no way anybody there could lead this wild bunch.

But we would all agree on making nietzsche our bitch.
Guys, are we fixing the price to two cigarettes and a pringle? I need to know to start pimping.
Also, if we could get him some make up, we could definitely get 3 cigarettes. Just a thought.

[mookiemcgee]

Clearly a bunch of people with no experience in this field taking wild guesses. First of all the question in the OP is about jail. Rape very rarely occurs in US jails. Prison, is where the rape is going down. This is an important distinction:

"Jails hold people who are awaiting trial, or for those serving sentences of less than one year. Most of those sentences will be for misdemeanors, lesser crimes than felonies. Prisons are for people serving sentences for felonies, which are for more than one year. "

So even the 'bitch' in the hypothetical probably won't be raped. Made fun of... driven through embarrassment to commit suicide... perhaps. But raped? Highly unlikely.

Anyway it's clear to me Riskllama, through his control of the currency (ie cigarettes) would likely be the leader. I would also agree that Mrsdyk would probably be 'the bottom'. It's also my opinion that while penetration of Mrs might likely occur, it wouldn't be rape (you can't rape the willing)

[nietzsche]

I think there is no way anybody there could lead this wild bunch.

But we would all agree on making nietzsche our bitch.
Guys, are we fixing the price to two cigarettes and a pringle? I need to know to start pimping.
Also, if we could get him some make up, we could definitely get 3 cigarettes. Just a thought.

if anyone would wear makeup, other than mrs wdk of course, it would be saxi.

[Symmetry]

Clearly a bunch of people with no experience in this field taking wild guesses. First of all the question in the OP is about jail. Rape very rarely occurs in US jails. Prison, is where the rape is going down. This is an important distinction:

"Jails hold people who are awaiting trial, or for those serving sentences of less than one year. Most of those sentences will be for misdemeanors, lesser crimes than felonies. Prisons are for people serving sentences for felonies, which are for more than one year. "

So even the 'bitch' in the hypothetical probably won't be raped. Made fun of... driven through embarrassment to commit suicide... perhaps. But raped? Highly unlikely.

Anyway it's clear to me Riskllama, through his control of the currency (ie cigarettes) would likely be the leader. I would also agree that Mrsdyk would probably be 'the bottom'. It's also my opinion that while penetration of Mrs might likely occur, it wouldn't be rape (you can't rape the willing)

People get raped and sexually assaulted in both prisons and jails.

According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, around 80,000 women and men a year get sexually abused in American correctional facilities.[11] The National Inmate Survey presented data that consisted of 233 state and federal prisons, 358 local jails, and fifteen special correctional facilities between the time period of February 2011 and May 2012, with a sample of 92.449 inmates ages eighteen or older, and 1,738 inmates sixteen to seventeen. The statistical information highlighted that an estimated of 4.0% of state and federal prison inmates and 3.2% of jail inmates reported experiencing one or more incidents of sexual victimization by another inmate of facility staff since their admission to the facility or in the past twelve months since the survey was executed. More specifically, around 29,300 prisoners reported an incident regarding another inmate, 34,100 prisoners reported an incident involving staff that worked at the facility, and 5,500 inmates reported an incident involving both. Rates reported by male inmates were higher than female inmates, higher among African American inmates than Caucasian inmates, and lower among inmates ages thirty five or older than inmates ages twenty to twenty four.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_rape_in_the_United_States

So, while the rate is slightly lower, it's still far from rare in jails compared to prisons.

[saxitoxin]

Clearly a bunch of people with no experience in this field taking wild guesses. First of all the question in the OP is about jail. Rape very rarely occurs in US jails. Prison, is where the rape is going down.

True. And not really federal prisons either (better designed and higher guard-to-prisoner ratio), or minimum security state prisons (mostly non-violent offenders), or maximum security state prisons (too little prisoner interaction). Mostly just medium security state prisons; violent offenders with low guard-to-prisoner numbers and lots of opportunities for intra-prisoner interaction.

Though I imagine the numbers aren't that much higher than the average British boarding school.

[tkr4lf]

I'd definitely rape you, nietzsche.

am i supposed to be flattered?

You should be flattered. Being raped by me is a privilege.

Bettin he'd be #1 beyotch, brother

Not trying to make light of it Sym....but it IS an entertaining thread ;o)

In America....I'd have to see pictures first, but I'd bet on. China boy

lmao, you'd be bettin wrong. China boy would be one of the first to get raped in american jail. I'd be shortly behind him tho.

Hey man, you're allowed to make light of really sad and disgusting situations. It's how a lot of people deal with terrible things. It's called humor. Just because some people have no sense of it doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy a good thread.

[tkr4lf]

Clearly a bunch of people with no experience in this field taking wild guesses. First of all the question in the OP is about jail. Rape very rarely occurs in US jails. Prison, is where the rape is going down.

Obviously.

Just because nietzsche used the wrong word doesn't mean the rest of us aren't smart enough to figure out that he was referring to prison, the place where rape happens and "bosses" end up being made. But thanks for the information anyway. You helped!

[The ram]

Every last one of you would be begging to be a " rule 45 prisoner" away from the main prison population with paedo's, rapists and child killers. You would get scolded while holding your cups out of the door hatch for your morning hot water. The people in the kitchen will put excrement in your food and your free time will be spent shaking in your cell anxiously awaiting your next attack. The odd moment of enjoyment will be found sucking a paedophiles cock. I guess that makes it all worthwhile for you all.

[Symmetry]

Every last one of you would be begging to be a " rule 45 prisoner" away from the main prison population with paedo's, rapists and child killers. You would get scolded while holding your cups out of the door hatch for your morning hot water. The people in the kitchen will put excrement in your food and your free time will be spent shaking in your cell anxiously awaiting your next attack. The odd moment of enjoyment will be found sucking a paedophiles cock. I guess that makes it all worthwhile for you all.

Weirdly specific stuff there TR. What were you in for?