...For in reality John Hancock was President of the Continental Congress , the Head of Government of The USA ,when America declared it's Independence...Making him the 1st President of the USA... Washington was the 1st elected President of the USA ... Washington's Birthday was the Holiday before President's Day....The Real President's Day...---------------The Best Abbott and Costello movie...Was when Costello was in The American Revolutionary War...Had to deliver a letter to Washington... Something happened , he lost the letter, dubbed a traitor...Was cursed to stay on Earth, and not go to Heaven...Until the letter was found....Now Abbott, a future relative of the one who dubbed Costello a traitor...In 1940's A.D. America...Finds the letter in the Old Clock, a secret drawer...While on the relative's property of Costello...where he roams....When the letter is read, Costello is cleared of being a traitor...He goes to the Pearly Gates, meets his wife...Who is on the other side...He asks her to let him in...She says she can't...He says why...She points to a sign on the Pearly Gates....It reads....
--------------------Closed for Washington's Birthday...
....After 170 years of being kept out of Heaven, because of a letter to Washington.... Washington keeps him out of Heaven for one more day... 
ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... 
