Almighty Father and election fixer ‘God’ has mixed things up from the 2019 election, this time delivering a heartbreaking election loss to Scott Morrison.
Speaking from Heaven today, God said he was bored and thought it would be funny. “This Morrison guy apparently credited me for his victory in 2019, which was hilarious – I mean, as if I give a f*ck about Australian politics. I had a million other things to worry about in 2019, and that was just on Neptune. I honestly didn’t have time to get up to speed on #ausvotes.