Conquer Club

While I didn't watch the game, it was on in the background.

I saw this event where dude is all hyped for the biggest day of his life, takes two steps and POW!

Where are the memes? The new sponsorships?

"Hi! I'm Dre and if I had been wearing Sketchers, I'd never have ruined my life in the Superbowl!"

"Yo! Do you live in the Great White North? Use Moose Brand Strap On Ice Cleats! You'll be far more sure-footed than I!!"

That poor bastard will NEVER live this down....I know if I was his bud, I'd be gaslighting him forever

(like my friends and my stubby fingers - "Hey dude! You a little shorthanded in the shop today??" bastards )

I couldn't believe it when i saw it either. He tore his ACL too. It's embarrassing but also why players hate turf over grass.

It definitely impacted the game, possibly the outcome.
But you're right, definitely a window here for sponsorships.

'It can even happen to star athletes. Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

See?! So bad....

Always remember, the appropriate amount of exercise is shaped like a bell curve.
Professional athletes (and dancers) go way out on the right side on the graph and do too much of it.
It's bad for them.