British Renters Banned from Having Sex

[saxitoxin]

Is this why Ralf is so tense?

UK landlords are reportedly banning Brits from having sex in their own homes.

In bizarre tenancy agreements, which are being signed by those living in the country’s capitals, it has been claimed that landlords aren’t allowing tenants to have sex.

According to VICE, some tenants have found no-sex clauses included in their tenancy agreements whilst others have said it is “expressed overtly” and at other times, disguised as a ban on overnight guests.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird- ... s-32204235

[bigtoughralf]

I have so much sex that people try to ban me.

saxitoxin has so little sex his mother's considering getting him a prostitute for his next birthday.

[Pack Rat]

Only if you count masterbation as having sex, unless you have a sex doll.

What gender is your sex doll?

[saxitoxin]

I have so much sex that people try to ban me.

saxitoxin has so little sex his mother's considering getting him a prostitute for his next birthday.

RUDE

Americans don't have sex. Have some cultural sensitivity.

[demonfork]

Is this why Ralf is so tense?

UK landlords are reportedly banning Brits from having sex in their own homes.

In bizarre tenancy agreements, which are being signed by those living in the country’s capitals, it has been claimed that landlords aren’t allowing tenants to have sex.

According to VICE, some tenants have found no-sex clauses included in their tenancy agreements whilst others have said it is “expressed overtly” and at other times, disguised as a ban on overnight guests.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird- ... s-32204235

I'm the landlord in the article. I'm tired of tenants having noisy gang-bangs and staining my floors with bodily emissions.