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How many times should a dog be allowed to bite people before the owner is criminally charged?

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How many times should a dog bite?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Mar 03, 2024 6:05 pm

How many times should a dog be allowed to injuriously bite people before the owner is criminally charged? For purposes of this question, assume each bite happened on a separate day and none were defensive (i.e. against burglars, etc.).
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby Pack Rat on Sun Mar 03, 2024 6:22 pm

Blame the owner, not the dog.
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby bigtoughralf on Sun Mar 03, 2024 6:33 pm

One bite and the dog should be immediately destroyed. The owner should turn also be punished for their carelessness.
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Mar 03, 2024 6:46 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:One bite and the dog should be immediately destroyed. The owner should turn also be punished for their carelessness.


So, Hamas should be immediately destroyed. The ayatollahs should also be punished for their carelessness.

Agreed.
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby bigtoughralf on Sun Mar 03, 2024 7:03 pm

I don't see the IDF destroying Hamas. I see them destroying tens of thousands of women and children.
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby Pack Rat on Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:18 am

The President will issue a pardon.


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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby Lonous on Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:50 am

He already lost his show over the incident, and his wife/owner is dead.
I would say justice has been served

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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby Evil Semp on Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:57 am

Pack Rat wrote:The President will issue a pardon.




The presidents dog has immunity for life. That would be the second dog that wants immunity for life.
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Mar 04, 2024 9:57 am

bigtoughralf wrote:One bite and the dog should be immediately destroyed. The owner should turn also be punished for their carelessness.

Agreed. We had dogs growing up and when they were pups if they growled at any human being he would give them a hard smack. This only took one time. None of our dogs were ever aggressive with people. No dog should ever bite a human unless professionally trained to do so and under extreme circumstances. The liability is much too high otherwise.
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Mar 04, 2024 11:04 am

If my home is getting robbed, then i expect my dog to bite 15+ times. Then i give him a firm scowling for not going for the jugular.

I'm also ignoring the OPs question. Blame the owner.
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby KoolBak on Mon Mar 04, 2024 11:33 am

Just see SO many stories about children getting dead. Dog dies in those cases.

Too many variables to lump into one blanket question. Obviously, by my avatar of my last doggo, I had dobermans for 27 years. This has always been a hot subject...
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Mar 04, 2024 12:06 pm

The poll is closed and everyone believes Joe Biden should be criminally charged.

Biden dog Commander bit Secret Service personnel at least 24 times, documents show

In another incident, a special agent sustained a “deep bite” that “reportedly needed stitches,” after a video showed Commander “run at a high rate of speed” toward the special agent and “take” the agent “to the ground.”

“East Wing Tours were stopped for approximately 20 minutes due to blood from the incident being on the floors in the area of the Booksellers,” according to the description in the internal document.

The documents suggested many special agents were fearful of being near Commander.

An email from a technician on the Emergency Response Team K9 on May 23 alerted unidentified officials that “It seems that we’re back to the K9 being let off leash to roam the grounds freely.”

“Tonight we had the team on the roadway for the evening sweep when” someone whose name was blacked out in the documents but is believed to be Joe Biden “brought the dog out. K9 ran directly south and bounced between us techs,’” the technician wrote in the email.

“Though no one was bitten it’s just a matter of time before it happens,” the email continued.

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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Mar 04, 2024 6:04 pm

Really? This is ANOTHER political thread?! Who gives a f*ck! Jesus
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby Pack Rat on Mon Mar 04, 2024 7:23 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Really? This is ANOTHER political thread?! Who gives a f*ck! Jesus



You knew that was Saxis plan from the beginning.
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Re: How many times should a dog bite?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Mar 04, 2024 7:57 pm

He surprises me every now and again.

Kind of like right now.
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