Conquer Club

If you lived on a frozen planet, what sandwiches would you make?

I hear tauntauns smell bad but the meat might taste ok, after being cleaned and cooked with some Haupy's.

Whenever the wife and I do our hot star wars themed kink nights, and I put her into a golden bikini and a collar, I always tell her 'nice tauntauns'

Gods. You're getting foed for that disgusting visual