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Breakthrough in Incel Tech

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 03, 2024 12:47 pm

Introducing the latest advancement in incel technology: a full facial structure analysis completed in just a few seconds from a single picture. It's completely private and runs securely on your browser; no data is sent to our servers.


https://incel.tech

Here are my results:

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Here are Senator Josh Hawley's results:

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Re: Breakthrough in Incel Tech

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 03, 2024 12:48 pm

I was wearing glasses in the photo I used, so not sure if that impacted some of my scores.
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Re: Breakthrough in Incel Tech

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:30 pm

HIGHJACKING THIS THREAD AND TURNING IT INTO CRYPTO

Heres the Incel coin (on Solana) that this project references as proof of ownership. Current market cap a sad $500,000... NGMI

https://dexscreener.com/solana/c1juapdf ... zyb4vwnrpn
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Re: Breakthrough in Incel Tech

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:37 pm

I tried two other photos that gave me "noticeably long" midface ratio instead of "noticeably compact." So it seems like it's not measuring that metric well if you have wild swings like that. The rest were more-or-less accurate from picture to picture.
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Re: Breakthrough in Incel Tech

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:38 pm

I got perfect on Facial width to height ratio, and Canthal tilt... but apparently i have 'horribly close together eyes' and 'extremely uneven lips'
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Re: Breakthrough in Incel Tech

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:40 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:'extremely uneven lips'


This you?

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Re: Breakthrough in Incel Tech

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Apr 03, 2024 6:27 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:'extremely uneven lips'


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lol, I've got way more facial hair... i think it covers my top lip so that's probably where uneven lips comes from.

I took the 'eyes way to close together' alot more personally.

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Re: Breakthrough in Incel Tech

Postby Murphalot on Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:06 pm

oh man that looks like fun.
first impression reading your bravely shared results was i thought: oh gosh, he's got down syndrome, lmao
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Re: Breakthrough in Incel Tech

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:54 pm

Murphalot wrote:oh man that looks like fun.
first impression reading your bravely shared results was i thought: oh gosh, he's got down syndrome, lmao


GFY!!!

Actually, I tried a different photo and got completely different results. Like six slots were perfect and I'm self-aware enough to know I'm not six-slot perfect. Though my lips were "horribly uneven" or something.
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