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Who's the wobbly warhead abuser?

Duk
0
No votes
Mook
0
No votes
DDS
3
11%
Saxi
3
11%
Ralph
8
29%
Pack
1
4%
Confed
3
11%
Joe Biden
4
14%
Trump
2
7%
BigWham
4
14%
Other
0
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Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Apr 05, 2024 3:32 am

I mostly CC on the john. So you can rule this guy out.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:31 am

'I can't possibly shit and jerk off at the same time'. Some soldier you are.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:42 am

bigtoughralf wrote:'I can't possibly shit and jerk off at the same time'. Some soldier you are.

You ever rubbed one out in a porta shitter in a 120+ degrees? Takes a dedicated person.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:46 am

Ralf early leader in stickiest keyboard competition? Total shocker :roll:
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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby Pack Rat on Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:12 pm

While most of us received our 3rd degree black belt in masterbation, before we hit adulthood....it would take a real sexual deviate who has no other outlet (inlet?) to rub one out while CCing.

I would never point out publicly who I voted for in this poll, but why have you left out "JUSPLAY4FUN?"
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Postby mookiemcgee on Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:38 pm

Eunuch?
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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:45 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I mostly CC on the john.


Who is John and does he mind you're playing CC when you're on him?
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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:41 pm

You told me you didn't care?
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:33 am

Typical! No response! Gold bricking bitch!
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Dukasaur on Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:36 am

mookiemcgee wrote:Ralf early leader in stickiest keyboard competition? Total shocker :roll:


Ralf crosses the finish line solo!


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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Apr 08, 2024 5:53 pm

Wasn't even close. Not shaking his hand anytime soon.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby bigtoughralf on Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:06 am

Every adult hand you ever shake has held a dick, Mr Smartass.
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Re: Which chicken is choking a CC user while CCing?

Postby 2dimes on Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:18 am

There goes ralf assuming dishy never shook hands with some prudish old maid.
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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:52 pm

Ralphs never met a lesbian apparently. What a toughie.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:41 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:Every adult hand you ever shake has held a dick, Mr Smartass.


How many dicks has your hand held?
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Postby Pack Rat on Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:12 pm

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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby bigtoughralf on Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:19 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Ralphs never met a lesbian apparently. What a toughie.


No such thing.

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bigtoughralf wrote:Every adult hand you ever shake has held a dick, Mr Smartass.


How many dicks has your hand held?


FOED
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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:57 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:Every adult hand you ever shake has held a dick, Mr Smartass.


How many dicks has your hand held?


FOED


your mouth?
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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby bigtoughralf on Wed Apr 10, 2024 5:01 pm

Question: which CC users is choking the chicken while messaging Ralf?

Answer: we all know!
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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:40 am

bigtoughralf wrote:Question: which CC users is choking the chicken while messaging Ralf?


Ralf

(autoerotic asphyxiation)
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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby bigtoughralf on Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:31 am

tbf I did once date a girl who liked choking me (till I'd go light headed) and it was pretty good fun. Autoerotic asphyxiation= bigtoughralf approved.
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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:21 am

bigtoughralf wrote:tbf I did once date a girl who liked choking me (till I'd go light headed) and it was pretty good fun. Autoerotic asphyxiation= bigtoughralf approved.


well if that's what you're looking for, I'd warrant there are lots of folks on CC willing to choke you out!
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Re: Which CC user is choking the chicken while CCing?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:36 pm

Guessing Saxi is the first one on this list.
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