Conquer Club

I, saxi, am known for my respectable - but average - scores at the CC war game. Many well-known people, like DDS, have endorsed my fun factor.

However, many people celebrate me as the undisputed champion of the CC Forums Game.

Here are some tips that will help you be a CC Forums Game success.

Tip 1/10: When making a forum post, it's a little stupid to make like a three word comment that depends on the content of 45 minutes worth of embedded videos with the expectation someone is going to actually sit through them prior to responding to your idiotic post. If no one is responding to your moronic posts, it's because no one is doing the pre-response homework you assigned, asshat. Embed a single, short video whose content complements your post and then provide an enticing textual hook!

More tips to follow!

Corporal 1st Class

Can you make wine from your sour grapes Saxi?

I know your known world is collapsing in regards to Trump, Ukraine invading Russia and turning russians into Sun Flower fertilizer, the shaky economy of China and the expansion of NATO.




Don't worry Saxi, jusplay4MAGA will come to your rescue and call me pathetic.

Pack Rat wrote:Can you make wine from your sour grapes Saxi?

Yes, but you have to chapetalize, like alot. And you are gonna need to force it through malolactic to try and minimize the harshness of the acidity because it's gonna be off the charts. You probably need to use potassium bicarbonate to try and bind out some of the tartaric acid. As with any de-acidification the earlier you do it the better, so ideally you do it during the juice phase (pre-fermentation). You will need to cold stabilize this prior to bottling because otherwise you are going to have a mess on your hands when someone puts a bottle in the fridge for a day.

Tip 2/10: When responding to a thread about baroque opera, mycorrhizal networks, or duck netting, pivot the thread to be one about Donald Trump or Ukraine through three layered posts that gradually shift the conversation. This way you don't sound like an insane retard with the IQ of an asconoid
sponge.

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For example, best practice:

OP: Mycorrhizal networks are really fascinating and are an underappreciated part of nature.

Post 1: I agree mycorrhizal networks are important since they allow trees and plants to communicate, share nutrients, and even send distress signals when threatened. In fact, Ukrainian oblasts have adopted biomemetic design processes adapted from mycorrhizal networks to keep connected to organize anti-Russia resistance.

Post 2: The biomimicry of Ukrainian oblasts is surely a success in resistance to Russia.

Post 3: f*ck you, Putin dicksucker!

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Not best practice:

OP: Mycorrhizal networks are really fascinating and are an underappreciated part of nature.

Post 1: f*ck you, Putin dicksucker!

mookiemcgee wrote:

Pack Rat wrote:Can you make wine from your sour grapes Saxi?

Yes, but you have to chapetalize, like alot. And you are gonna need to force it through malolactic to try and minimize the harshness of the acidity because it's gonna be off the charts. You probably need to use potassium bicarbonate to try and bind out some of the tartaric acid. As with any de-acidification the earlier you do it the better, so ideally you do it during the juice phase (pre-fermentation). You will need to cold stabilize this prior to bottling because otherwise you are going to have a mess on your hands when someone puts a bottle in the fridge for a day.

Looks like these sour grapes are very acidick and getting more acidick by the minute. Can you recommend a very strong alkaline, before these acidick grapes ruin this thread? I know a "glass of water" will not dilute these sour grapes.

Exceeded my expectations

PS - son just racked 20 gallons of peach (with a hint of strawberry) wine. Mook ...can mail you a bottle when it's ready!

Tip #3 please....

We're still waiting on the other 8 tips you fucking clown!

Do you have any tips on effective quadruple-posting?

DirtyDishSoap wrote:still waiting on the other 8 tips

your whorishness is not my problem

Sounds like commitment issues. This thread is a fail!

Lock it! Throw it away!

This had the makings of a perfect legendary thread, let down by our local Master Baiter!

Fine! You know what?! I'll do what you can't do!

Tip 3 - If you want to be a successful CC poster, do not clog the forum with the same stupid drivel. When you make a thread or post, it shouldn't kill brain cells, instead, it should be thought provoking and at the very least, aimed at another users shitty rating.

Tip 4 - Do you like women? So do we. Post that.

Tip 5 - Do you have a passion related to something political? It's likely been said. Find it, comment on it. Don't create another thread about it. Wait though? It's new you said? Then add it in the other two hundred threads made that's relevant to that topic.

Tip 6 - Memes are amazing. If you have a meme befitting the situation, post it. If you just post some willy nilly meme from some other goofball site for cheap laughs, we can and will make fun of you for it.

Tip 7 - China sucks.

Tip 8 - I am an all powerful, all knowing being. If you disagree with me on anything, my Dad will ban you from Xbox live for life, and he will also beat up your Dad. That'll show you, fuckin nerd

Not bad, DDS. Humor included, for FREE.

Still awaiting "The Master" to complete his list.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Tip 5 - Do you have a passion related to something political? It's likely been said. Find it, comment on it. Don't create another thread about it. Wait though? It's new you said? Then add it in the other two hundred threads made that's relevant to that topic.

I followed this tip today. I saw a YouTube video of Barron Trump's motorcade leaving Trump Tower for his first day of school at NYU. I was about to create a thread about it titled "PRECIOUS CARGO COMING THROUGH" and then remembered this tip. So, instead, I just posted it to ralf's wall.

I'm glad Saxi is ok, I was worried he got caught up in the DOJ indictment on account of his posts here being secretly funded by Russia

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/art ... nformation

mookiemcgee wrote:I'm glad Saxi is ok, I was worried he got caught up in the DOJ indictment on account of his posts here being secretly funded by Russia

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/art ... nformation

Can you even imagine how IRATE I was when I read this?

Here I've been posting pro-Russia crap for ages and haven't seen an effing dollar.

saxitoxin wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:I'm glad Saxi is ok, I was worried he got caught up in the DOJ indictment on account of his posts here being secretly funded by Russia

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/art ... nformation

Can you even imagine how IRATE I was when I read this?

Here I've been posting pro-Russia crap for ages and haven't seen an effing dollar.

Goddammit, saxi.
Howze many times haz I told you?
A ho that don't get PAID, is just a slut.
Look bitch, you'ze the hawtest piece of ass in this joint, all the johns say so.
So the next time that ol' Rusky moneybags staggers in here so you'ze can sit on his lap for a bedtime story.
You'ze gonna make him PAY, ...and then you'ze gonna make him CUM.
Capiche?

Some CC posters are successful at being exiled...

saxitoxin wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:I'm glad Saxi is ok, I was worried he got caught up in the DOJ indictment on account of his posts here being secretly funded by Russia

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/art ... nformation

Can you even imagine how IRATE I was when I read this?

Here I've been posting pro-Russia crap for ages and haven't seen an effing dollar.

It's probably better you didn't take the money, or your new overlords in the DOJ would have you bent over saying this like this

Votanic wrote:Look bitch, you'ze the hawtest piece of ass in this joint, all the johns say so.

new sig

mookiemcgee wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:I'm glad Saxi is ok, I was worried he got caught up in the DOJ indictment on account of his posts here being secretly funded by Russia

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/art ... nformation

Can you even imagine how IRATE I was when I read this?

Here I've been posting pro-Russia crap for ages and haven't seen an effing dollar.

It's probably better you didn't take the money, or your new overlords in the DOJ would have you bent over saying this like this

LOL. I may listen to his podcast today. I occasionally listen to it but I can only stand the first 30 minutes. After about 30 minutes he starts talking in his weirdly staccato voice and launching into these long, tortured metaphors.

If his podcast were a half hour it'd be great. But two hours? Naw, fam.

saxitoxin wrote:

Votanic wrote:Look bitch, you'ze the hawtest piece of ass in this joint, all the johns say so.

new sig

Of course,
Votanic quotes are right up there with Shakespeare and the Bible.