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TRUMP...."AMERICA NEEDS MORE GOD!!!"

Postby ConfederateSS on Wed Oct 08, 2025 10:15 am

------------------TRUMP...."AMERICA NEEDS MORE GOD IN THE COUNTRY"... :!: :!: :!: =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> ...
------------------ The United States of America's foundation...By The Founding Fathers...Was Based on GOD...Might be "Where on U'S. Money...IN GOD WE TRUST"...Is Written...Maybe...
------------------- TRUMP said,"Whatever Faith...AMERICAN NEEDS MORE GOD IN IT..."...
------------------- Being shot , back in 2024 A.D...IT REALLY OPENED TRUMP'S EYES...TOWARDS GOD...
------------------- So TRUMP was given a speech/talking at The WhiteHouse, oval office...He slipped in...Talking about GOD, how he wants to make it to HEAVEN..
------------------- This took place, after he had met with The Canadian PM...On Trade Talks...How Mark Carney is a good person...I want to be a good person like him...
------------------- Being a good person, getting into HEAVEN is TRUMP'S NEXT GOAL.......All though , not right away, but HEAVEN IS THE NEXT STEP.....HIS MAIN GOAL....GETTING INTO HEAVEN...
------------------- FOR ANY COUNTRY TO BE GREAT....AMERICA AS WELL.....A COUNTRY NEEDS GOD IN IT...(any FAITH)......TRUMP'S RIGHT ON THE MONEY...Like Anything he says...Turns out right...
... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:) ...
---------------Like in the old movies/t.v.....I'D LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE SWEAR ON THE BIBLE IN COURT...AGAIN... :D :D :D ....
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Re: TRUMP...."AMERICA NEEDS MORE GOD!!!"

Postby Pack Rat on Wed Oct 08, 2025 3:34 pm

...about that swearing on the Bible


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Re: TRUMP...."AMERICA NEEDS MORE GOD!!!"

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Oct 08, 2025 5:15 pm

[Spotlight hits Carlin. He squints at the audience.]

“You know what I love about modern society?
Everybody’s connected — and nobody’s listening.
You got seven billion people shouting into a tiny little box, all screaming:
‘Look at me! Look at me!’
It’s the global kindergarten — where grown adults throw tantrums and call it ‘activism.’

And you can’t have an opinion anymore. Oh no.
If you say something people don’t like, they don’t argue with you — they delete you.
You’re not wrong, you’re erased.
Used to be, if you didn’t like someone, you ignored them.
Now you form a committee, file a hashtag, and demand they be sacrificed to the gods of Twitter.

And while you’re all fighting over what words hurt your feelings,
the rich folks — the owners — are out there buying another yacht.
You remember the owners, right?
Those guys I told you about thirty years ago?
Yeah, they’re still here.
They just swapped their cigars for crypto wallets and now they sell you ‘hope’ through an app.

We got billionaires racing to Mars while half the country can’t afford rent.
And you clap for them!
‘He’s exploring space!’
No, he’s looking for somewhere to hide when the Earth sends the eviction notice.

And don’t get me started on politics.
You still think it’s about red and blue?
It’s about green.
Money runs the show, kid — always has, always will.
Democrats, Republicans — Pepsi, Coke — it’s the same sugar water.
They just sell you different commercials.

And the environment — oh yeah, now that’s rich.
They tell you to recycle your soda can while they’re dumping oil into the ocean.
‘Do your part!’ they say.
Sure. I’ll rinse out this yogurt cup while your company melts the Arctic.
That’ll fix it.

Then there’s technology — the golden idol of modern man.
You carry a supercomputer in your pocket, capable of accessing all human knowledge...
and you use it to watch people dance to the same five songs.
‘Artificial Intelligence!’ they say.
Buddy, I’m more worried about the natural stupidity.

And through it all, they keep telling you:
‘You’re free! You live in the freest country on Earth!’
Really?
Try missing a payment and see how free you feel.
You’re free to choose — between ads, between apps, between which billionaire owns your attention today.

But don’t worry, folks — the system’s working fine.
It’s not broken.
It’s built this way.
You were never supposed to win.
You were supposed to work, buy, scroll, and die quietly — preferably with a subscription.

So smile!
Take a selfie!
And remember: the circus isn’t coming to town anymore.
You are the circus.
And they’re selling tickets.”

[Crowd laughs nervously. Carlin smirks, flicks ash off the mic.]
“Now, who’s ready for some good news?”
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Re: TRUMP...."AMERICA NEEDS MORE GOD!!!"

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Oct 08, 2025 5:16 pm

Also asked what his opinion of Trump would be.

George Carlin would’ve loved Donald Trump — not as a person, but as material.
Trump is basically the walking, talking embodiment of everything Carlin ever ranted about: ego, greed, spectacle, and the decay of American common sense.

If Carlin were alive, here’s how he probably would’ve broken it down — both tone-wise and word-for-word style.


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Carlin on Trump — “The American Dream in a Wig”

“You know what Donald Trump is?
He’s exactly what this country deserves.
He’s the mascot for America’s stupidity — a man who proves you can fail upward as long as you never shut up.

People say, ‘Carlin, you must hate Trump!’
No, no — I admire him.
He’s honest in the most dishonest way possible.
He doesn’t even pretend to care!
He says the quiet part loud, the stupid part proud, and half the country stands up and salutes him like he invented freedom.

Trump’s not the disease, folks — he’s the symptom.
He’s what happens after 40 years of reality TV, talk radio, and fast food politics.
You spent decades turning elections into popularity contests, and now you’re shocked the class clown won prom king.

The guy’s a game show host with a nuclear code — a salesman who sold himself the product.
He’s the American Dream with subtitles:
‘I don’t read, I don’t think, but I’m rich, so I must be right.’

And the best part?
The people who worship him call themselves ‘anti-establishment.’
Buddy — Trump is the establishment!
He’s been a landlord, a conman, a TV star, a politician — he’s got every square on the American Hypocrisy Bingo card.

But don’t just blame him.
He didn’t appear out of thin air — he came out of you.
Out of your obsession with money, fame, and winning at any cost.
He’s the mirror America refuses to look into.
And when it finally does, it says, ‘Fake news!’

So no, I don’t hate Donald Trump.
I thank him.
Because for the first time, the mask is off —
and you can see exactly what this country’s been all along:
a business, disguised as a nation, run by clowns, for an audience that stopped paying attention decades ago.”


I have a feeling it's pretty damn close about what he would say.
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Re: TRUMP...."AMERICA NEEDS MORE GOD!!!"

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Oct 08, 2025 7:55 pm

Yuppers.
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Re: TRUMP...."AMERICA NEEDS MORE GOD!!!"

Postby Pack Rat on Fri Oct 10, 2025 1:01 am

Who or what is Trump?
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Re: TRUMP...."AMERICA NEEDS MORE GOD!!!"

Postby ConfederateSS on Fri Oct 10, 2025 2:34 am

Pack Rat wrote:Who or what is Trump?

--------------See I actually enjoy these video clips...Pack Rat.......That Red Pen hates... :roll: :roll: :roll: ...
-------------- About swearing on The Bible.......It reminds me of "A CHRISTMAS STORY"...The Movie.....A Bible connection....Anyway......I love the battle between kids......I dare you...I double dare you......I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU......That's all most like swearing on a Bible....You can just see The Bailiff in court...Telling a witness, I Triple Dog Dare You to tell the truth... :D :D :D
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