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Postby FRSmk3 on Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:52 pm

Your Result: You will be murdered.

did I win?
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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:01 pm

My heart will stop beating.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:16 pm

Car crash :(
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:32 pm

This is inacturate, I'm immortal. :D
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Postby Tripitaka on Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:25 pm

Stopper wrote:"How Will I Die?"Your Result: You will die while having sex.

Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny.


Hehe. snap! :D

So I'm going to die having sex, then I'm going to be sent to the second level of Hell to spend eternity with the other lustful people...mmm I see a pattern developing here :-k
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Postby dustn64 on Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:38 pm

it says

test wrote: You will never die, superman lives forever


whatever, like I have never heard that before
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Postby hecter on Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:48 pm

Boredom... It also told me to stop taking so many tests...
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Postby meme on Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:43 pm

jay_a2j wrote:My heart will stop beating.


Haha. Mine will too after I die in a car accident according to this test.
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Postby kwanton on Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:16 pm

How will I die?
Your Result: You will die in a car accident.


Please, continue to buckle up, and try not to speed. More likely than not, it will happen very randomly and quickly. Occasionally, this result stands for death in a plane crash. Do not fear transportation. Avoid becoming a hermit, you cannot escape fate.


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Postby misterman10 on Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:21 pm

random answer results:

Your Result: You will die from a terminal illness.


My apologies. In the future, there will be more effective medication to help absolve the pain and discomfort. Do not fear pain or hospitals. To endure illness is divine and will reap many rewards in the next life.
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Postby bedub1 on Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:22 pm

Sex kills. Or at least it's supposed to kill me. Well....it didn't say that. Just said I'd die while having sex. Woohoo....I'm gunna get laid!
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:22 pm

bedub1 wrote:Sex kills. Or at least it's supposed to kill me. Well....it didn't say that. Just said I'd die while having sex. Woohoo....I'm gunna get laid!


:-s
it never says when you will die
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Postby wicked on Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:24 pm

I will die saving someone. hmm.. can I save myself? :lol:
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:25 pm

wicked wrote:I will die saving someone. hmm.. can I save myself? :lol:


NO! :x
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Postby Tk 421 on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:14 am

Your Result: You will die while saving someone's life.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:21 am

I will die of lung cancer caused by smoking poles.
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:21 am

Yay, death by car.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:26 am

Boredom FTW! followed closely by nuclear holocoust
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Postby mr. incrediball on Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:33 am

car accident, closely followed by nukes.
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Postby static_ice on Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:07 am

Your Result: You will die in a car accident.

Please, continue to buckle up, and try not to speed. More likely than not, it will happen very randomly and quickly. Occasionally, this result stands for death in a plane crash. Do not fear transportation. Avoid becoming a hermit, you cannot escape fate.

You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will be murdered.
You will die while saving someone's life.
You will die of boredom.
You will die in your sleep.
You will die while having sex.

sex is last :lol:
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Postby Black Warior on Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:03 pm

How would i die?
Answer: In the next WORLD WAR!!! :twisted:
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:17 pm

To all those who die while having sex.

I've heard that every orgasm lengthens a persons lifespan by about 2 or 3 minutes. So give it a try, make your lives long and enjoyable.
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Re: how will you die

Postby NESconqueror on Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:04 pm

parno4u wrote:take this fun test click here

Death of boredom? :cry:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:56 pm

I got "boning parno4u's mum"



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