My Dad always told me there's no such word as "Can't&qu

[Pedronicus]

He would of made more sense if he had told me there's no such word as "krifflanger"

What other words of wisdom, are a crock of shit?

[Telvannia]

every cloud has it silver lining?

right then how would they stay up in the air the silver would wiegh them down surely

[jay_a2j]

You can't judge a book by its cover (but you can see how much its gonna cost)

[reverend_kyle]

Never trust a fucking hippie..for that matter dont trust anyone..


oh wait that was nofx

and


majority rule doesnt work in mental institutions..

[Telvannia]

"mummies always right"

then why cant she map read for gods sake she could get lost on going round a roundabout

[HighBorn]

this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you... riiiggghhhttt

[minihaymanz]

big things come in small packages...

you try and fit an elphant in a crate thats 2x2x2. asshole.

[johnnyrotten]

Oooh, nice one, mh.

[minihaymanz]

thanks

you can't kill 2 birds with one stone

oh yes you can, use your magic to turn one of the birds into a stone, and then throw that stone at the 2nd bird.

[jay_a2j]

I loved the line from Liar Liar. Beauty is on the inside. "That's just what ugly people say".

[Kylie]

life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get lol

[Sir Gordalot]

"were you born in a barn?"
"I dont know dad... weren't you there?"

[Kylie]

lol that wasfreaking funny