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drinking stories
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Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:06 pmby Kylie
Ok I had a bad day and I thought this would make it better.....
This really happend last year on new years we all got really drunk of course but the funny part of the story is that our friend randy (who always passes out 1st ... the bachelor of the group) passes out so we decide instead of putting makeup on him or writing stupid on his forehead in perm marker we decide to shave a heart ( hes really hairy ) into his chest and and arrow pointing down on his back saying enter here lol
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Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:10 pmby strike wolf
How many beers did he have before he passed out?
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Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:15 pmby Kylie
well proly like 8 glasses cause we got a caig hooked up thru the frdge
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Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:18 pmby strike wolf
Liteweight.
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Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:19 pmby Kylie
lol due i just found a crap load of hate groupd of my company lol its funny as hell
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Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:34 pmby 2dimes
Kylie wrote:well proly like 8 glasses cause we got a caig hooked up thru the frdge
Would that be french for Keg?
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Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:49 pmby Kylie
yeah whatever i said i had a bad day at work what would make a bad day good hmm if u dont know u shouldnt know
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:07 amby hawkeye
im bored
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:50 amby Sir Gordalot
A guy nobody likes showed up to our prom after party and he was pretending to be drunk so my friend pissed in a beer bottle and he ended up drinking it.... funny stuff
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:13 amby Kylie
ohh gosh thats so gross but so good never thought about that lol
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:14 pmby Banana Stomper
A friend of mine woke up in some girl's bed after a party, but what confused him was why she was lying on the floor. When he inquired as to why, she told him to feel himself. He had pissed the bed. The kicker, while he was doing it he woke her up and whispered into her ear, "i'm peeing on you"
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:17 pmby Sir Gordalot
that sounds like a tucker max story...
http://www.tuckermax.com
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:28 pmby Banana Stomper
well, i don't feel like reading through that site. Regardless, either he's a liar or its a coincidence. but i'd believe it cause he always pees everywhere every time he drinks.
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:50 pmby Kylie
i dont care if its true or not that was funny shit lol
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:47 pmby MrConfigT
I just made my own thread for my stories....
I could write a book... I mean, how many times have you ended up in the ER after a wicked night of drinking?
Mine's been TWO. And probaly 3 more I should have went in for, haha. And none of them were for stomach pumps or anything of that nature
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:04 pmby jay_a2j
MrConfigT wrote:I just made my own thread for my stories....
I could write a book... I mean, how many times have you ended up in the ER after a wicked night of drinking?
Mine's been TWO. And probaly 3 more I should have went in for, haha. And none of them were for stomach pumps or anything of that nature
Might wanna look into AA. Memorise the 12 steps or something.
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:14 pmby reverend_kyle
jay_a2j wrote:MrConfigT wrote:I just made my own thread for my stories....
I could write a book... I mean, how many times have you ended up in the ER after a wicked night of drinking?
Mine's been TWO. And probaly 3 more I should have went in for, haha. And none of them were for stomach pumps or anything of that nature
Might wanna look into AA. Memorise the 12 steps or something.
too much god in that.
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:23 pmby jay_a2j
reverend_kyle wrote:jay_a2j wrote:MrConfigT wrote:I just made my own thread for my stories....
I could write a book... I mean, how many times have you ended up in the ER after a wicked night of drinking?
Mine's been TWO. And probaly 3 more I should have went in for, haha. And none of them were for stomach pumps or anything of that nature
Might wanna look into AA. Memorise the 12 steps or something.
too much god in that.
Step 1 We admitted that we were powerless over alcohol and that our lives had become unmanagable.
step 2 We came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
step 12 Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps we tried to carry this message to other addicts.....
too much God????
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:24 pmby MrConfigT
Yeah
AA is for people who have a problem.
I simply enjoy my beer to the fullest.
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:40 pmby jay_a2j
DENIAL
Don't
Even
kNow
I
Am
Lieing
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:46 pmby MrConfigT
OMG REALLY? LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH ALCOHOL RULES MY LIFE!
Shutup, you don't know me.
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:24 pmby carmoil
I've got a pretty good one, albeit a bit embarassing. After a night of drinking me and my friends went to the park, and on the way back someone suggested a piggy back race. Being naturally competive, and partly due to the 15 shots of vodka I'd consumed earlier, I figured it sounded like a good idea. I took of running, and was in the lead by quite a bit, when suddelny I found myself unable to run anymore. I was goin pretty fast and suddenly my legs just stopped running. I fell face first on the gravel covered asphalt, and as I was using my to hold someone up I couldn't use them to stop my fall, and I ended up taking the full force of me and the person on my back straight on my face.
I chipped my 2 front teeth, got a huge scrape on my forehead, as well as cuts on my nose and cheek, a black eye, and a piece of gravel lodged in my chin. I also had noteworthy scrapes on both elbows and down my chest.
I got right up, and being as drunk as I was I couldn't feel it at all. After a while one of my friends finally saw my face and said "Duude, you're face got FUCKED up." I reached up and sure enough, my face was covered with blood.
I then walked back to my dorm, where my friends fixed my up as best they could, and as they where scrubbing my wounds with rubbing alcohol I remember remarking "this is the worst pain ever!" immediately followed by me drinking several more shots to kill the pain. The rest of the night I have no memory of, but apparently forgot my adress, my moms name and when asked my phone number I responded with "1..uhh, 2, 3,4. Yeah thats it."
The kicker was that some girls had been playing with my hair, and it had put it in pigtails, which I forgot about soon afterward, and wore them unknowingly for the whole of the experience.
I'm all fine now, and I got my teeth fixed, but I've cut back severely on the drinking.
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:39 pmby gloryordeath
i just got a kegerator and went to a cocert last night. i got hammered big time. my neck hurts to day.
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:23 pmby Kylie
yeah i think this was a good weekend for getting drunk
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:29 pmby Banana Stomper
A couple weekends ago my friends boss had him watch his house. he had a pool and a deck and everthing. Naturally a good time. On top of that, to thank my friend for doing it, he got him a keg for the weekend. Nothing spectacular...or spectacularly dumb came out of it, but i just thought that pretty awesome of his boss.