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General Congratulations

Postby Fruitcake on Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:35 am

Seeing as there are so many congrats thread...you know the ones, I thought a general congrats to you all and every one thread would be a help.

So all any of you who want to feel satisfied with your obvious achievements can just come to this standard thread and read this congratulations message.

"Congratulations on your (insert rank/promotion/feeding your family...delete as required) achievement. It is without doubt the pinnacle of your triumphs to date, you are to be saluted and feted across the (forum/world/universe...delete as required), punkawallahs will be dispatched with all due haste to ensure you now enjoy all the trappings someone of your supreme accomplishments are due."
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Postby owenshooter on Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:38 am

CONGRATS TO mushin!!! i am in a team game against you and really have no idea who you are other than that! however, i noticed that you won a 1v1 game recently!!! to be exact, game 2017811... so, congrats to mushin for a hard fought victory in a 1v1 match!!!! HURRAH!!!!-0
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Audax on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:03 pm

Fruitcake wrote:punkwallahs will be dispatched with all due haste to ensure you now enjoy all the trappings someone of your supreme accomplishments are due."


They would be a couple of yours sent then, would they fruit?
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Fruitcake on Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:09 pm

Congratulations to all who have had threads posted, or posted threads themselves (in massively poor taste of course) with their self serving platitudes and mutual backslapping.....yawn....since I last posted on this thread....yawn
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Re: General congratulations

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:58 pm

congrats to all those players who think a post count is a real achievement ! personally I dont struggle hitting a few keys on the keyboard followed by a click of the mouse on the "submit" area, or maybe just showing off some smileys that only a handfull of players can seem to locate, but some players managed to do it over 10,000 times on this site ! that takes some skill =D>
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Top Dog on Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:05 pm

Congrats to joeuhc for having one of my favorite avatars and a great team member in a current game taking on 2 majors and a captain...
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:36 pm

Congratulations on making this thread. It is constructed from win, and win alone.
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Riazor on Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:36 pm

I looked at the scoreboard, but i could not find a player named "congratulations"... There are only 4 generals and none of them has a name similar to congratulations, weird.

Congrats anyway
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Snorri1234 on Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:54 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Congratulations on making this thread. It is constructed from win, and win alone.


I congratulate DM for making this excellent post.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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Re: General congratulations

Postby autoload on Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:09 pm

I congratulate myself for taking a poop today.
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Snorri1234 on Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:23 pm

autoload wrote:I congratulate myself for taking a poop today.


Was it a good poop?

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Re: General congratulations

Postby Splash_x on Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:33 pm

congratz to everyone?
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Re: General congratulations

Postby herndawg on Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:22 pm

Congratulations to Splash for congratulating everyone, which may very well include me. Even though I don't feel it is 100 percent deserved on my part I accept and congratulate you back. For, uh, ......for congratulating me. yes
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Re: General congratulations

Postby BaldAdonis on Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:30 pm

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:congrats to all those players who think [winning freestyle 1v1] is a real achievement ! personally I dont struggle hitting a few keys on the keyboard followed by a click of the mouse on the ["attack"] area, or maybe just showing off some [tactics] that only a handfull of players can seem to [use], but some players managed to do it over 10,000 times on this site ! that takes some skill =D>

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Re: General congratulations

Postby Fruitcake on Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:58 am

How very rewarding it is to see so many indulge in this orgy of farce, mockeries and charades.

The derision and contempt I read here make my life complete this Sunday. My spleen is not venemous (for which I congratulate my abdomen for doing such a damned fine job) My mind is stilled from it's usual tempests by the well chosen words of many (for which I heartily congratulate you all) and my humour is better than average.

So in summary, may I congratulate you all, for your congratulations within the thread of general congratulations, ensuring all those who need congratulations are congratulated correctly, thus, in turn, ensuring the lack of congratulations will not, hopefully, cause them to try to curry congratulations by being such self congratulating good eggs or even congratulating others in the hope they will have the congratulatory compliment returned.

There, that's sorted that out and made it all clear. Well done me.
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Audax on Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:44 am

I really think congratulations are in order to jimboston for his thread

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Re: General congratulations are so damn sexy...

Postby owenshooter on Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:43 pm

Fruitcake wrote:How very rewarding it is to see so many indulge in this orgy

i congratulate myself for not getting knocked up at the orgy...
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Re: General congratulations

Postby TheBro on Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:26 pm

Congratulations
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:58 pm

Well Done
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Re: General congratulations

Postby reminisco on Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:04 pm

I congratulate Dancing Mustard for writing "Well Done" directly above this post, in anticipation of it.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
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i could have sworn i saw it too
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Re: General congratulations

Postby reminisco on Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:04 pm

also, i congratulate myself for making such an insipid joke above this post.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
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Re: General congratulations

Postby TheBro on Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:21 pm

Congratulating yourself is lame... Asshole.

Does sarcasm show up on online forums?

Congrats btw on stuff.
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Splash_x on Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:52 pm

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I"M A SEARGEANT 1st class!!! WOHHOO!!! (although i have reached 1500+ points b4)... now keeping those 3 stripes and a dot... hmm..
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Fruitcake on Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:32 am

Congratulations to this thread for keeping itself 'up there' against such stiff opposition from highly intellectual, scholastic, thought provoking and generally stimulating congratulatory threads that abound, and seem to multiply like a rabbit warren overdosing on fertility treatment.
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Re: General congratulations

Postby Splash_x on Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:25 pm

YAY I"M LIEUTENANT!!! 1600 exactly :P

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