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This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby pimpdave on Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:52 pm

Simply put, this will be a clan for discussing how best to tell everyone else all of the inventions that were invented at McGill University.

Enrollment is open.

Post here if interested, just keep in mind that being interested was invented at McGill University in 1943.

I will update this initial post with the members and their titles within the clan (everyone gets a title, just remember that titles were invented at McGill University in 1904). If you do not like your title you can feel free to suggest a new one.

pimpdave- Dictator for Life
Agent 86- Director of Getting Smart
alex951- Secretary of Confusing Everyone
Army of GOD- Secretary of Offensive Odors
b.k. barunt- Generalstabsarzt of Papaya Extermination
BigBallinStalin- Vice President of Disproving All Stereotypes About the South, Dammit
Calidrmr- Den Mother
clapper011- Commandant of Sweet Buns
comic boy- Smartass
CreepersWiener- Director, Hot Dogging It Division
DAZMCFC- Marshal First Class (With Broken Beer Bottles), Ministry of Soccer Riots
diddle- Director, Plumbing and Septic Services
DirtyDishSoap- Vice Admiral of Public Executions, Stonings Division
Frigidus- Vice President, Deep Dish Pizza Division
Fruitcake- Vice President, Lex Luthor Financial Schemes Division
Georgerx7di- ObergruppenfĆ¼hrer, Ministry of Misinformation
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hecter- Resident Tekmologie Genius
InkL0sed- Secretary of Jeffersonian Democracy, Spordination
joecoolfrog- Chief Engineer First Class of Inappropriate Dinner Conversation, Trashing Religion Division
jonesthecurl- Vice President of Nefarious Plans for World Domination
Juan_Bottom- Vice President of Checking All Manhole Covers for Secret Underground Prisons
king sam- Sam Spade
King_Herpes- Director of the Center for Disease Control
lackattack- Figurehead Monarch
ManBungalow- MR SPERMY BAMP
Maugena- Vice President of Crashing On Our Couch For A Few Months
MeDeFe- Executive Vice President of Shut Up That's Why, Secretary Emeritus of Getting Us Enough Members to be Official
mibi- Director of Not Following the Simple Structure of the Joke
Mr Changsha- Mr Epiphany
nagerous- Secretary of Drunken Boxing
nemrehs1- Vice President of Never Posting
Neoteny- MC of Good Taste in Music
nietzsche- He Who Likes Big Butts And Cannot Lie
notyou2- Commander of Telling Everyone She's a Girl
Pedronicus- 80's East London Serf of Public Space Improvements, Master Overlord of Yank Bashing (Level XV)
Serbia- Vice President of Oozing Sex Appeal from Every Pore
Simon Viavant- Vice President of Self-Replicating Mind Controlling Nano Robot Distribution Techniques
Skittles!- Raging Bull
slowreactor- Resident Spy for the Mods
Snorri1234- Vice President of Finding Ways to Put the Color Orange on Everything
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SultanOfSurreal- Prodigal Son (Please Come Home)
Symmetry- Vice President of Getting A PhD To Work at Barnes & Noble
the.killing.44- Clan Centaur
thegreekdog- Executive Vice President of Regurgitating Ayn Rand's Version of Objectivism
Timminz- Tickle Monster
whitestazn88- Chancellor of Supplying Alternative Energy All By Himself
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby the.killing.44 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:02 pm

Member lists were invented at McGill University in 1933. As such, I want to be on it.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby hecter on Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:47 pm

I was conceived, like my father and my fathers father, at McGill University.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby StephenB on Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:53 pm

Joining clans was invented at McGill University.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:25 pm

Image was invented at McGill in 1313
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby colton24 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:37 pm

Me joining this clan was invented at McGill University in 2009.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby mibi on Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:39 pm

I am cool.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby pimpdave on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:24 am

As mentioned, enrollment is open, and you even get a nifty title within the clan.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby colton24 on Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:23 am

Watch your language? Hell I really don't care about yalls language.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:00 am

Finally, a clan with interests mirroring my own. I'm in.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby pimpdave on Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:11 am

thegreekdog has been approved, and StephenB was given a new title.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby mpjh on Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:16 am

Obama was secretly born at McGill University, but his mother didn't want a prime minister in the family, so the rest is history, hey.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:22 am

I'm comfortable with my title.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby pimpdave on Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:02 am

Do we have enough people yet? I sent a PM off to the guys in charge of social clans.

I have some solid ideas for us all to waste our time with, I mean, further the mission of letting the world know about all of the contributions of McGill University, once the subforum is launched.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:58 am

Informing the unwashed masses (invented at McGill University in 1857 when there was a great lack of soap) is a worthy goal indeed. In, please.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby AAFitz on Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:13 am

There may or not be a copyright infringment with this clan. McDonalds originally named their fish sandwich the McGill, but changed it to the McFish when it didnt sell.

Perhaps because they no longer use the name it is free for you to use though.

Better to be forewarned than hit with a McLawsuit though. Youll have to ask someone who graduated from McGill law in 1987.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby pimpdave on Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:15 am

Okay, that's just not even valid logic.

This is pretty clearly fair use, especially since this is not being used for profit, and is only giving positive publicity to a university most people haven't even heard of before (yet apparently has been the location of everything invented in the course of history so far).

In the worst possible light, this is parody, something fully protected under existing laws and thus fair use.

I'm not confusing anyone as to what McGill University is. This is nothing like the McDonald's issue you cite, since I'm not leading anyone to believe that McGill is a sandwich. Quite to the contrary, I am helping get the word out that McGill University is, quite clearly, the greatest educational institution to ever exist.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:13 pm

In!
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:55 pm

What came first? The chicken or the egg?


McGill University.


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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby Neoteny on Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:14 pm

Copyright infringement was invented at McGill University in 1897.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby pimpdave on Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:09 pm

I'm having a bit of trouble coming up with good titles for everyone. Please either be patient and we'll figure out something good eventually, or feel free to make suggestions for yourself or others.
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:41 pm

pimpdave wrote:I'm having a bit of trouble coming up with good titles for everyone. Please either be patient and we'll figure out something good eventually, or feel free to make suggestions for yourself or others.


As long as I remain Executive Vice President...
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby Simon Viavant on Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:13 am

In

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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:51 am

I request that my title to be changed to to "Secretary of Offense"
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Re: This Clan Was Invented at McGill University [Social-Join]

Postby notyou2 on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:51 pm

I'd like to join too, and I would like to be...... Captain of McGill's Fallopian Tube Swim Team
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