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Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Recruiting]

Postby squishyg on Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:33 pm

Aunt squishy has informally been mentoring the youth of Conquer Club for some time and decided the time has come for a proper, stable establishment where the young men and women of CC can seek refuge and gain counsel, a warm shoulder, and a soft cookie.

Members will be expected to follow Aunt squishy's advice on all matters including what to buy your girlfriend for her birthday and for which universities to apply.

Headmistress:
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0. tdans
1. TheSaxlad
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4. Victor Sullivan
5. Commander9
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7. TheForgivenOne
8. #1_stunna
9. Army of GOD
10. rdsrds2120
11. john9blue
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Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:37 pm

I'd love to help give advice and be coleader of your group. I've been giving terrible advice to the teenage boys of chat for a long time now and feel that this service of mine should be expanded.

References available upon request.
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Postby squishyg on Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:39 pm

jakewilliams wrote:I'd love to help give advice and be coleader of your group. I've been giving terrible advice to the teenage boys of chat for a long time now and feel that this service of mine should be expanded.

References available upon request.


Aunt squishy is happy to accept you into her school buts feels you need to learn your place. You will be placed in Remedial Social Interaction.
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Postby Ace Rimmer on Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:40 pm

I think few people will argue with that placement... But I've been out of my teenage years longer than you have.
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Postby squishyg on Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:44 pm

jakewilliams wrote:I think few people will argue with that placement... But I've been out of my teenage years longer than you have.


you clearly need my tutelage so I will grant you an age-waiver.
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Postby Juan_Bottom on Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:47 pm

I'm 24?
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Postby squishyg on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:14 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:I'm 24?


After our application meeting, I have decided to grant you admittance. You will be placed in Advanced Confidence Boosting.
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Postby Juan_Bottom on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:25 pm

What if they don't like me there? :( :oops:
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Postby squishyg on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:30 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:What if they don't like me there? :( :oops:


Everyone in squishy's AsSfAT displays respect for each other. Enjoy the warm embrace!
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Postby ViperOverLord on Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:58 am

I'm joining in the hopes that SG does a web cam session :twisted:
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Postby squishyg on Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:17 am

ViperOverLord wrote:I'm joining in the hopes that SG does a web cam session :twisted:


The headmistress welcomes you into our institution! Before reporting to class, we suggest you take a very cold shower so you'll be extra alert for what happens in Aunt squishy's School.
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Postby ViperOverLord on Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:42 am

squishyg wrote:
ViperOverLord wrote:I'm joining in the hopes that SG does a web cam session :twisted:


The headmistress welcomes you into our institution! Before reporting to class, we suggest you take a very cold shower so you'll be extra alert for what happens in Aunt squishy's School.


Would you settle for naked ice blocking?
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:52 am

Can Uncle Sully be the Headmaster to your Headmistress?
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Postby Streaker on Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:55 am

squishyg wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:What if they don't like me there? :( :oops:


Everyone in squishy's AsSfAT displays respect for each other. Enjoy the warm embrace!


I'm not sure about joining. It sounds like an excellent skool, only the part where we have to enjoy the warm embrace of squishy's AsSfaT is holding me back :oops:
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming

Postby squishyg on Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:12 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Can Uncle Sully be the Headmaster to your Headmistress?


Aunt squishy does not need a man to help her take charge. You have been admitted to the school and are placed in our Gender Studies track.

Streaker wrote:I'm not sure about joining. It sounds like an excellent skool, only the part where we have to enjoy the warm embrace of squishy's AsSfaT is holding me back :oops:


It is generally assumed that young men who post in this thread admire the abundance and generosity of squishy's AsSfaT.
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming

Postby tdans on Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:33 pm

I know everything 8-[ there is to know
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Postby Commander9 on Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:22 am

I've been invited to a Fraternal Order of Exceptional Drinkers and I'm underage in USA... :o :(
But... It was so artistically done.
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Postby tdans on Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:45 am

Commander9 wrote:I've been invited to a Fraternal Order of Exceptional Drinkers and I'm underage in USA... :o :(

me too :( this Site makes Alcoholics!!!!
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming

Postby squishyg on Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:05 am

staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.

please submit your applications in a timely manner.
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Postby Commander9 on Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:15 pm

squishyg wrote:staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.

please submit your applications in a timely manner.


But wouldn't mine inability to do so suggest that I am definitely in need of tutoring?
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming

Postby squishyg on Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:01 pm

Commander9 wrote:
squishyg wrote:staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.

please submit your applications in a timely manner.


But wouldn't mine inability to do so suggest that I am definitely in need of tutoring?


Your argument is well thought out and convincing! Welcome to the school.
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming

Postby tdans on Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:45 pm

squishyg wrote:
Commander9 wrote:
squishyg wrote:staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.

please submit your applications in a timely manner.


But wouldn't mine inability to do so suggest that I am definitely in need of tutoring?


Your argument is well thought out and convincing! Welcome to the school.

you are a terrible teacher.. I am going to stick a tack on your seat
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming

Postby Ace Rimmer on Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:36 am

She won't feel it through all that assfat.
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:45 pm

Squishy, I'm in my damn fifties... How the heck do I qualify as a student?? I'm a teacher, you know...
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming

Postby squishyg on Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:30 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Squishy, I'm in my damn fifties... How the heck do I qualify as a student?? I'm a teacher, you know...


you are young at heart! and as teacher, you should always be learning...tisk tisk for doubting yourself.
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