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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:09 pm

TheSaxlad wrote:Urgh my dice do suck
they really do suck really bad
moan moan moan moan urgh.

wow, your haiku sucks.
it really, really sucks bad.
it is incorrect.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby TheSaxlad on Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:12 pm

owenshooter wrote:
TheSaxlad wrote:Urgh my dice do suck
they really do suck really bad
moan moan moan moan urgh.

wow, your haiku sucks.
it really, really sucks bad.
it is incorrect.


----the black jesus


thank you black jesus
it is very incorrect
i will fix it soon.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby rdsrds2120 on Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:44 am

Maybe some members
Should be more creative as
To not just echo others?

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:21 pm

An echo, echo,
the sound of a thought come back---
Hello! Post. Hello!


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby TheSaxlad on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:26 pm

Andy What the hell?
what kind of avant-garde shit
have you been posting?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu May 26, 2011 10:52 am

Dice rolls come and go,
On what waters do we flow--
Change and yet no change.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu May 26, 2011 11:00 am

Lets bump old topics
To deflect attention from
More important ones
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu May 26, 2011 11:23 am

I roll my cube dice
And I sing when they roll nice
Or else just toss rice
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Fircoal on Thu May 26, 2011 9:57 pm

Conquer club conquer
club conquer club conquer club
conquer club conquer
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu May 26, 2011 9:59 pm

Totally boring!
I expected more, Fircoal
....Maria Wars sucks!


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu May 26, 2011 10:07 pm

"Maria" Wars? *facepalm*

I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like haiku.

Yay for the Dice Stats!
Cheer up, let's sing, pay homage
To our turtle king!

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu May 26, 2011 10:09 pm

Dude that's so not cool
Calling out my damn typos
Kicking awaits you....
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu May 26, 2011 10:14 pm

I think it's funny!
What can I say? I am a
Hoe with TFO!

:P

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:08 pm

Life is what happens
When you sit around all day
Playing ConquerClub
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:11 am

Let us groove tonight,
Boogie with Doodle Asses,
And enjoy the night.
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:21 pm

tonight i am bored.
no turns and GD is lame
where are all the peeps?-0
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:29 pm

This thread was buried
Did a search for the Haikus
Lets wake this back up
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Siedshow99 on Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:42 pm

The New Orleans Saints
Got in trouble for bounties
Just like D - R - S
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:47 pm

Sied is back at it
Trap couldn't be happier
D-R-S is dead
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:49 pm

slumbering topics
often need a swift boot kick---
arise posts, arise!


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Siedshow99 on Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:21 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:Sied is back at it
Trap couldn't be happier
D-R-S is dead


Oh, shut up Happy
Don't you have children to raise?
DRS lives on!

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:18 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:Dude that's so not cool
Calling out my damn typos
Kicking awaits you....


R.I.P. Ms. Red
Your death took us all by storm
The port is now calm...


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:45 am

owenshooter wrote:R.I.P. Ms. Red
Your death took us all by storm
The port is now calm...


the past, is the past
is the present and future---
Dali's clocks drip, sag.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Fruitcake on Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:05 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
owenshooter wrote:R.I.P. Ms. Red
Your death took us all by storm
The port is now calm...


the past, is the past
is the present and future---
Dali's clocks drip, sag.


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Falkomagno on Mon May 28, 2012 3:29 pm

Don't make war, make love.
We can all live together
if peace is our goal.
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