by LSU Tiger Josh on Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:53 pm
UNSC Contract of Service
Hello there, this contract is here to ensure your well being. Most of this is jibberish so go ahead and sign your name at the bottom.
By signing this contract you agree you will not sue UNSC for any personal damage done to you while out in combat, training, or traveling. You agree that you shall be protected to the utmost, although you'll probably die out in space where no one can hear you scream you will enjoy the benefits of knowing you served your government proudly. Here at UNSC your opinions matter to us, if you have a complaint or question please send it by mail to your superior officer if you are accepted into this solar systems greatest military organization. Please refer to section 2589-B23 for your quality of life here in UNSC, sign below to read the manual which contains this section, thank you, goodbye.
Applicant's signature: LSU
LSU Tiger Josh
The man, the myth, the legend has returned.