Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

by **Serbia** on Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:36 am

tzor wrote:
notyou2 wrote:The republicans are fucked because of............................themselves. If you believe the Dems did it, you're batshit crazy too.
(I Don't try to avoid the spam filter and if I was in charge you would be sentenced to an entire week of having the defense dice roll constant double 6's)

Thank fuck you're not in charge! Also, this conversation should be cropped out of this thread, as it's derailing the intended purpose of introducing one's self.

ahem.

HI EVERYONE I'M SERBIA I'M THE ONLY INTELLIGENT PERSON ON THIS SITE AND OH YEAH I YELL SOMETIMES TOO LULZZZZ LOL!!!!!11!!11!ELEVENTY!1

by **tzor** on Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:47 pm

Serbia wrote:Thank fuck you're not in charge! Also, this conversation should be cropped out of this thread, as it's derailing the intended purpose of introducing one's self.

Damn it, you're right. I deserve nothing but horrible defense dice. (Wait that already happens to me ...)

by **mrswdk** on Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:48 am

I'm Mrs WDK, a sexy young Chinese lady. My interests include pwning everyone at risk and also greater gun control would lead to even more mass shootings and crime.

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:50 pm

hi

my name is Army of GOD and I enjoy having sex with people with vaginas and definitely not penises

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 12:42 am

AoG is also a pathological liar.

by **BoganGod** on Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:29 am

By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.

by **riskllama** on Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:44 am

welcome back???

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:42 pm

BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.

Dear God:

All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?

If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.

by **waauw** on Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:44 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.

Dear God:

All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?

If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.

Zlatan fulfills all wishes, as soon as there is a 50.000 crowd cheering.

by **Serbia** on Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:54 pm

All my life I've been searching for something. Something never comes, never leads to nothing. Nothing satisfies, but it's getting close.

by **BoganGod** on Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:46 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.

Dear God:

All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?

If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.

My beloved and errant child. Your lack of gratitude for what you have is the reason you will never win the lotto or get to finger bang the two hottest women from 1982. People get what the deserve and secretly wish for, most of the time. Remember that God's are capricious and jealous. I know you've been worshipping the perforated hand carpenter from the fisherman frat.

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:32 am

BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.

Dear God:

All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?

If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.

My beloved and errant child. Your lack of gratitude for what you have is the reason you will never win the lotto or get to finger bang the two hottest women from 1982. People get what the deserve and secretly wish for, most of the time. Remember that God's are capricious and jealous. I know you've been worshipping the perforated hand carpenter from the fisherman frat.

Dear God: Your spelling sucks. There was no reason for an apostrophe in "God's" above, and I suspect you meant to say "People get what they deserve" not "the deserve."

My faith is shaken. I demand a refund for the cost of all the sheep I have sacrificed in Your Name.

by **BoganGod** on Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:05 pm

God's create, including grammar, puncheweAchun, and shit. No demands will be forthcoming puny mortal of tiny faith.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:30 am

BoganGod wrote:God's create, including grammar, puncheweAchun, and shit. No demands will be forthcoming puny mortal of tiny faith.

My name is Bernie Sanders. I love how Bogan wears his Burger King crown.

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:28 am

hi

my name is Army of GOD and I am definitely not a transsexual.

by **Dukasaur** on Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:59 am

Army of GOD wrote:hi

my name is Army of GOD and I am definitely not a transsexual.

Are you Satan?

by **tzor** on Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:20 pm

Army of GOD wrote:my name is Army of GOD and I am definitely not a transsexual.

AoG is still angry about being rejected from being a cast member for the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I never tried ...

Pity, really, I think I can do a really good "let me sleep on it."

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:45 pm

Hi.

My name is DirtyDishSoap. I'm kind of a big deal. Been around CC since...forever. Seen just about every major drama event. I have PTSD because of it. I wake up sometimes in the middle of the night, clutching my keyboard and my tissue box.

I need friends. Love me?

by **Serbia** on Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:31 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Hi.

My name is DirtyDishSoap. I'm kind of a big deal. Been around CC since...forever. Seen just about every major drama event. I have PTSD because of it. I wake up sometimes in the middle of the night, clutching my keyboard and my tissue box.

I need friends. Love me?

ABSOLUTELY!