So back in the good old days, our mighty king Louis XIV had a bad anal fistula in the 1680s.
He couldn't go hunting or anything, and no doctor managed to relieve him from his anal tumor. Until one day, a surgeon was given a year to work out a way to save the royal crap box.
So this surgeon started practising on 80 peasants suffering from anal fistulas. Needless to say, a lot ended up 6 feet under.
Until the great day came.. and he practised the operation in front of a small comitee of around 20 people witnessing the anus butchering. Everything went fine and 3 month later, Louis XIV was back hunting on his horse.
As a result, to celebrate that, Jean Baptiste Lully wrote the "The Deum" to praise the salvaged royal sphincter.
Heindel loved it. So when he was asked to write the british national anthem... he copied the frenchman.
As a result, the british national anthem is actually an ode to the celebration of a french king's anus.
Bazinga!!