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Postby firstholliday on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:20 pm

Housewoman they suck.
But not what they suppose to.
Why don't they listen
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:23 pm

You win from pity
we all know that you love me
now go cook some food
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Postby firstholliday on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:30 pm

Terminator game.
I have been waiting my turn.
Amerika map
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Postby firstholliday on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:33 pm

Happy go and look.
There are some good doubles up
Get you ass over there.
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:34 pm

I should kick your butt
make it so you cannot win
I'll have a huge smile
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Postby owenshooter on Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:35 pm

somehow i am god
when in conquer club i roll
my dice that bring death
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:51 pm

O has a big head
He likes to send out PMs
When he wins a game
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:54 pm

Eat more dead children,
They are good for your liver.
My Doctor said so.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Postby Frop on Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:59 pm

Damn, Firstholliday
Though you are quite the poet
Stop spamming haikus
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:00 pm

DM iz a poop
I see that written often
Added in the polls
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Postby owenshooter on Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:52 pm

happy2seeyou
i refuse to be your fan
so you cry at night
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:20 pm

owenshooter wrote:happy2seeyou
i refuse to be your fan
so you cry at night


Don't try to fool us
I know how you really feel
This is too funny
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Postby owenshooter on Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:36 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
owenshooter wrote:happy2seeyou
i refuse to be your fan
so you cry at night


Don't try to fool us
I know how you really feel
This is too funny


hugging your pillow
alone at night you cry out
owen, sweet owen
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:54 pm

owenshooter wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
owenshooter wrote:happy2seeyou
i refuse to be your fan
so you cry at night


Don't try to fool us
I know how you really feel
This is too funny


hugging your pillow
alone at night you cry out
owen, sweet owen


No, not hugging it
Thinking of it as your head
Trying to kill it
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Postby owenshooter on Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:38 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
No, not hugging it
Thinking of it as your head
Trying to kill it


Death By Smothering
That Is How You Try To Kill
But Your Thighs Are Small
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Postby jiminski on Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:14 am

owenshooter wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
No, not hugging it
Thinking of it as your head
Trying to kill it


Death By Smothering
That Is How You Try To Kill
But Your Thighs Are Small


Are you the Devil?
Or a blind Aaron Neville?
I don't know much but...

Happy is no slut
her thighs may be there to kill
though she is no nut...

She lives in a hut
With red light over the door
someone please stop me

I am held in rhyme
Which is slightly out of time
Damn it i am stuck..

Now what rhymes with stuck
Could it possibly be duck?
Please someone shoot me

must need some booty
blah i need a blah pee-pee
blah on forever
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Postby richardgarr on Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:36 am

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Postby owenshooter on Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:15 am

um, those aren't haikus... takes a bit of talent and creativity to get an entire thought across in the 5-7-5 meter...
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Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:51 am

Jim you are too cute
You wrote a rhyming hiaku
To stick up for me
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Postby RiskTycoon on Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:03 am

Happy2seeme,
Where did your avatar go?
You still whack bushes?
"How do you like that? Even among misfits you're a misfit!"
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Postby RiskTycoon on Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:09 am

if it's in your sig
my work blocks photobucket
so sorry if so
"How do you like that? Even among misfits you're a misfit!"
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Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:16 am

Look above your post
It is there in my siggy
Still love the BW

Now my avatar
Is there to mock Notre Dames
head coach Charlie Weis

:D
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Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:18 am

RiskTycoon wrote:if it's in your sig
my work blocks photobucket
so sorry if so


So you are at work
Great employee you have been
Shame on you RT
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Postby RiskTycoon on Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:19 am

RiskTycoon wrote:if it's in your sig
my work blocks photobucket
so sorry if so


lol I see
or maybe i don't see it
I should say instead
"How do you like that? Even among misfits you're a misfit!"
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Postby owenshooter on Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:27 am

haiku - A Japanese poem composed of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables. Haiku often reflect on some aspect of nature.

i am your one wish
happy2see you don't cry
one day we will play
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