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Colorful maps. I wanted to find maps that looked like fall colors.

I would like in the 2017/2018 CC Fantasy Football league please.

Not bad, however i have seen some active players being invited to games that have played within the last 30 days, but we cant invite them.

Takman2k: Man! All this fishing today is making me think of needing to go pee.
Person: Oh really? You come on here daily and fish for hours online, starring at the water in the lakes, what makes this day any different?
Takman2k: The other days i wasnt thinking of water, i was thinking of pan frying ...

A Cigarette Smoking Questionare:

1. Have you ever lit a cigarette at the wrong end?
2. Have you ever had one going in the tray and lit another?
3. Have you ever had one going in both hands?
4. Have you ever worn a patch while smoking?
5. Have you ever worn a patch while chain-smoking?

Answer these ...

SEPTEMBER Smiley Challenge

Sent: Sun, 18 Sep 2016 05:29:22 +0000
From: Razorvich
BCC: takman2k
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Thank you for your Joke entry.

HERE IS YOUR SMILEY CLUE:

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Razorvich.

Heh, you P'ed on me today, lol.

Ive petted this cat so much, so 'hard' that i made it hop down and hooey on my floor. She loved every second of it, until she had to hop down.

Btw im owed a double from yesterday, if the cat pic qualified.

Razorvich wrote:Double updated to here... anyone that didnt get 2 clues...let me know please

No 2 clues.

I had a computer mouse attack someone a few years ago. I think it was karma, because he and i werent gelling that well during our meeting at the house. He said some things that upset me. Im on the floor with my computer, and my mouse is to the left of me. Tight squeeze to get past me, the tv, and ...

What do you kiss in The Flintstones for good luck?
The Barney Stone!

They catch this big Mob guy...
"We have ways of making you talk!"
He replies: "Like ordering food?"

This one time, at band camp... Oh wait ive already done that, heh the jokes on me. I should really get up and type something when i think i have a really good idea. However, im in a dream, dont have to pee, nice and dark in the house, and no one coming over at 4am asking for a grocery list. I ...

So many things about a persons 'bum' should stay private. Yet there are bears on tv talking about butt fuzz being left by other tissue, and an English lady who invites people to try her tissue, and go commando (no undies btw). They also have charcoal infused underwear as well. Its supposed to take ...

Why did Robot Chicken cross the road?
To get a better look at the latest Dukes Of Hazzard clip.

This one time... at Band Camp, I...
Well, flutes will fit, but it gets a bit rigid around the keys.

My jokes are all Orignial... or Extra Crispy.

With a face like that, your looks couldnt kill. I mean you had to be left alone with a slab of meat just so the pets could play with you.

You know when a big person is big, when another big person can say DAMN!, or they are using 2 chairs to sit on at a buffet.

I borrow a cat from my neighbors. Earned both their and the cats trust. Her name is Jasmine, however Ms. Hyde does fit sometimes. She comes in and meows, and i don't know why. Its a regular meow with a beat to it, no you cant dance to it, Dance Fever fans. I use couch pillows as a night stand and ...

In plz.

My Birthday Celebration! March 17th. Top Gear is coming back, and Easter is on the 27th.

in plz, ty, below 1799

in please, ty