Mapmaker(s): tec805 & He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named
Number of Territories: whatever fits the magic number
Special Features: must be played using BOB (well, if you want any chance of winning I mean)
What Makes This Map Worthy of Being Made: Bright and shiny? Huge farming potential against anyone who doesn't use BOB (including all those CC lifers that frown on new-fangled things like BOB and Clickable Maps). Basically impossible, headache inducing, be the last player to give up in disgust and take all the points! This exercise of frustration would be so crazy people would rather play Hive foggy with nukes!
Map Image:
[bigimg]http://tecsupport.biz/griff/Ted_on_drugs.jpg[/bigimg]
So waiting for Death Race: Mojave to be stamped and moved I had a fun little idea for an impossible map, "BOB Attack!".
Region names would be things like "banana", "X31", "Aaron's Sister" and other non-related names/terms/whatever.
Attack paths would be totally incoherent, having nothing to do with being next to each other. Continents would be the same, nothing but BOB to help you figure it out. +2 for taking more than a single turn.
Regions would be located on the colored balls/text/eyeball-hiding-in-the-corner, but with no other markings, so if the yellow player has a region on a yellow ball he would be unable to visually find it (at least not very easily). If he happened to have a blue or red ball region he would see it, but since the attack paths aren't marked in any fashion to the regions that aren't marked in any fashion he would have no idea where he was attacking without BOB.
Victory condition: Taking 10 turns without deadbeating due to brain aneurysms.
Are we ready for XML yet?
