New NHL season

[Army of GOD]

The Leafs fucking suck.

[Army of GOD]

OK, so my new bet is the Pens and Ducks to both win outright.

Yes, I'm standing by my parlays.

[DoomYoshi]

As much as I hate Paul Ranger (the player) I hope that Paul Ranger (the man) gets better.

[DoomYoshi]

A close friend of mine just got a job as a video reviewer in Toronto.

So fucking lucky.

[keiths31]

Gets paid to watch hockey...dream job (next to getting paid to play hockey)

[Gillipig]

I'm hoping Detroit and Rangers doesn't make the playoffs so team Sweden can get good players to the WC. It's a little evil I know, I'm throughly enjoying seeing Canucks do badly too. Hope we can get the Sedin's to the WC, turned out well last year.

[Gillipig]

Gets paid to watch hockey...dream job (next to getting paid to play hockey)

Russian olygarch sounds pretty good too though.

[Gillipig]

Damn dat newbranch is good! 12 goals in 10 games, he's on one hell of a streak.

[Serbia]

Damn dat Nyquist is good! 12 goals in 10 games, he's on one hell of a streak.

Fixed. GUSTAV NYQUIST. That is all. Dude is incredible! Leads the league in goals scored since January 20. Has 28 goals in only 51 games played. Another late round draft pick for the Red Wings.

[Army of GOD]

ugh I swear to god if we get the Wings and not the Jackets in the playoffs...

[DoomYoshi]

Hockey sucks. I hate this stupid sport.

[Army of GOD]

DY hates hockey

[DoomYoshi]

No, we're cool now that the Leafs kept the playoff hopes alive.

[Serbia]

No, we're cool now that the Leafs kept the playoff hopes alive.

But they didn't really. They won't make it.

ugh I swear to god if we get the Wings and not the Jackets in the playoffs...

You're going to draw Detroit. And lose in six.

Bollocks.

[Army of GOD]

ugh I swear to god if we get the Wings and not the Jackets in the playoffs...

You're going to draw Detroit. And lose in six.

Bollocks.

On letsgopens.com like probably more than half of the people think we're going to lose to Detroit. http://www.letsgopens.com/scripts/phpBB ... =1&t=63783


Naturally, I'm MalkinIsMyHomeboy

[Serbia]

ugh I swear to god if we get the Wings and not the Jackets in the playoffs...

You're going to draw Detroit. And lose in six.

Bollocks.

On letsgopens.com like probably more than half of the people think we're going to lose to Detroit. http://www.letsgopens.com/scripts/phpBB ... =1&t=63783


Naturally, I'm MalkinIsMyHomeboy

You're such a fucking homer

Bollocks.

[Gillipig]

Damn dat Nyquist is good! 12 goals in 10 games, he's on one hell of a streak.

Fixed. GUSTAV NYQUIST. That is all. Dude is incredible! Leads the league in goals scored since January 20. Has 28 goals in only 51 games played. Another late round draft pick for the Red Wings.

Okay, so I don't know how to respond to this, either you are a bit of an idiot and didn't realize that when I wrote that a guy named "Newbranch" had scored 12 goals in 10 games, I was talking about Nyquist and translated his name from Swedish into English ("Ny" means "New", "quist" means "branch"). Or you understood that, and is just trying to pull my leg...I'm leaning towards the latter, but that's just because I like to troll as well.

[Timminz]

He was indicating that he knew exactly who you were talking about, regardless of how obtuse you were trying to be.

[Army of GOD]

Man that Gust Of Newbranch is really good!

[Army of GOD]

Suck it Serbia!

[Army of GOD]

[Timminz]

Here's another great moment from that same game.

(sorry for just the link. I don't think it's possible to embed gfycat stuff on here)

http://zippy.gfycat.com/RemoteWellinfor ... riosa.webm

[Serbia]

Suck it Serbia!

The Pens looked flat and were dominated that whole game. You won the shoot-out on a lucky bounce; Jokinen didn't even get a shot off, the puck was poked off his stick by Monster, but bounced over him and into the net.

You're just shitting yourself at the prospect of playing Detroit in the first round. If we finish in 7th, I see the Wings making the Conference Finals.



Bollocks.

[Army of GOD]

oh, you're talking about lucky bounces? Two of your three goals were the stupidest piece of shit bounces ever and your second goal was interference. inb4 "he got hit into Fleury" bullfuckingshit. Orpik hit (forgot who it was) in the opposite direction of Fleury and (forgot who it was) "fell" on him.

Just admit that our special teams raped your bungholes.

[Serbia]

oh, you're talking about lucky bounces? Two of your three goals were the stupidest piece of shit bounces ever and your second goal was interference. inb4 "he got hit into Fleury" bullfuckingshit. Orpik hit (forgot who it was) in the opposite direction of Fleury and (forgot who it was) "fell" on him.

Just admit that our special teams raped your bungholes.

Your power play was clicking. That was the only thing that kept you in the game. And Jokinen's tap-in goal was also the result of a bounce. That said, you are still shitting yourself at the thought of facing this team in the 1st round.

Bollocks.